001 | Audio
Isn't this amazing!? It's just like one of my online games! A nexus opens up in the sky and then I get to save the world! I'm getting excited -- really excited! You know, if this was really like an RPG, Japan would probably be the final boss, right? Listen up, Japan! I'm not going to loose! Heh! That should do it!
More importantly! RO is the best online MMORPG in the world! About that, I wonder how my archer's doing...
[ Clickity clack clack. He's breathing intensely... The Ragnarok Online jingle kicks up, more clacking. A moment later: ]
ALRIGHT! As I thought, my party is still the best! I better equip this armor and -- I forgot I had that spell! Just wait until the next mission! I should probably--
[ Yes, he forgot that he was making a post in the first place. Thus, until the audio feed times out, it's a bunch of shouting, "Bring it on!" and whining, "Come onnnn!!". ]