Fic: Bertie And The Dashed Unhelpful Valet

[soul_bonnie]

Title: Bertie and the dashed unhelpful valet
Rating: G
Warnings: Just general silliness and general gen. Oh, and a non-native speaker's attempt at puns.
Author's note: This has been waiting on my harddrive for forever, i.e. almost a year. Ideas for fics about a certain day or holiday always only come to me at the end of those days. -_- Well.
A thousand

Comments

[soul_bonnie]

Very observant. :D Interesting though, how well we know that that would never, ever happen!

Well, he's been with Bertie for seven years, something had to rub off I guess.

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it... despite the ending not being a surprise. :)

[araminya]

Your English really is fucking fantastic.

be it eng- or just aged.
Brilliant!

Once she realized Bertram couldn't be moulded into anything decent
Mwaha! I snorted. And I sympathise with Bertie :D

[soul_bonnie]

My blushes, miss... :)

I just had a pun-flash. It happens every now and then. ^_____^

[annereeve]

Laughs! Delightful! Poor Bertie! You had me fooled, too. This is brilliant:

I opened and closed my mouth like a rainbow trout might when surprisingly yanked out of its warm, cosy pond to find itself on a boat next to a fisherman with murder in his eye.

I also love this: Maybe I could go to Spain alone in the summer and write him spiteful postcards about the beautiful Mediterranean Sea whilst he dwelt in that horrible tarry furnace that is London in July.

I love the title, too.

[soul_bonnie]

Thank you so much! Gee, I'm blushing. ^^ I'm glad you liked it.

P.S.: Your icon is WIN!!

[mxdp]

Hahahahaha

Oh, I should have seen that one from miles away, but nooooo

[soul_bonnie]

\o/ Yesss, another one walked blindly into my trap! Now I can tackle world dominion! ;D

Thanks so much!

[cicerothewriter]

Ack, I read this yesterday and forgot to comment! I'll just read it again. ;0)

And I love it! If I were Bertie, I would certain devise some means of gaining revenge.

[soul_bonnie]

XD Thank you for going through all that trouble!

Glad you like it, I guess I'll have to sit down and think of something. It'll be much harder if Jeeves is to be the prankée. :D