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video; cursedwithagift June 24 2011, 20:46:29 UTC
[ok, so this could possibly be his way to switch to a more sane zodiac troll symbolic whatever they are. PREPARE THYSELF MONK, WE'RE GOING IN]

Sure, go ahead.

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video; d3l1c1ous June 24 2011, 21:09:51 UTC
Heh.

[ She flips it in the air before she catches it with great skill (for being blind) and slaps it on her hand. ]

Heads.

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video; cursedwithagift June 24 2011, 21:14:04 UTC
[he doesn't look surprised. his luck is pretty much nonexistent]

All right. What do you want?

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video; d3l1c1ous June 24 2011, 21:22:49 UTC
There's only two shirts left in the world. One has a ketchup stain, the other a blueberry stain. You have to wear one. Which one do you choose?

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video; cursedwithagift June 24 2011, 21:24:13 UTC
How fresh are the stains? Also, how new are the shirts? Do they all still have their buttons? Are they fraying? Do the collars match up perfectly? What kind of fabric are they made of?

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video; d3l1c1ous June 24 2011, 21:25:33 UTC
Do you really think you'll flip 6 tails in a row here?

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video; cursedwithagift June 24 2011, 21:26:06 UTC
I can't answer the question until I know. There's too many unknowns.

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video; d3l1c1ous June 24 2011, 21:31:58 UTC
Okay.

They're been on for weeks. The shirts used to be new sometime in their days, I'm sure. No, they have zippers. Nope. Fuck collars. 70% Cotton.

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video; cursedwithagift June 24 2011, 21:35:28 UTC
I'll wait until something better comes along, then.

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video; d3l1c1ous June 24 2011, 21:37:33 UTC
But there is no such thing as better.

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video; cursedwithagift June 24 2011, 21:37:59 UTC
There's always something better. I'll wait.

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video; d3l1c1ous June 24 2011, 21:40:10 UTC
Dude, it's a what-if situation. There will never be something better!

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video; cursedwithagift June 24 2011, 21:41:26 UTC
It's a what-if situation set somewhere on Earth. There's always something better.

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video; d3l1c1ous June 24 2011, 21:50:38 UTC
Shut up I'm your God.

[ she cracks up into a grin, before she flips the coin again. ]

Oh look, tails.

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video; cursedwithagift June 24 2011, 21:51:40 UTC
[he decides to forgo that first comment because THIS IS HIS CHANCE OH GOD]

How do I switch you for someone marginally saner?

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video; d3l1c1ous June 24 2011, 22:11:33 UTC
Impossible.

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