34th adventure

[sosnarrator]

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[bogusmagicker]

[Yuki stares at the pod-person for a few moments, then slowly turns to walk away. If Kyon follows her, she's walking right towards your pod, pal.]

[bogusmagicker]

[The wall remains a wall. In the school, Yuki will slowly and quietly stalk the halls until she finds Kyon's pod.]

[sosnarrator]

[Oh, look, here's a pod somewhere.]

[bogusmagicker]

[And Yuki will simply reach down and open it with her hands.]

[sosnarrator]

Ack! Huh? ... Eww, what the hell is this crap?

[Kyon tries to get up and wipe the goo from himself...]

[bogusmagicker]

[Yuki will offer her hand.]

Aliens.

[sosnarrator]

[And he'll accept the hand...]

Aliens, huh? Haruhi must be excited.

[bogusmagicker]

Haruhi Suzumiya is in similar danger. She must be located.

[sosnarrator]

Ah great. Where do we start looking?

[bogusmagicker]

We may find her replacement.

[sosnarrator]

And then...? Urk...

[He tries to wipe more of the goo off himself...]

[bogusmagicker]

Then she will inform us.

[Despite speaking as softly as she usually does, there is an odd weight to Nagato's words.]

[sosnarrator]

Would an alien invader really be so forthcoming with that kind of information?

[bogusmagicker]

Voluntary admission will not be necessary.

[sosnarrator]

How do you plan to get the information from her, it, whatever, then?

[bogusmagicker]

Analysis of genetic residue applied to reverse time-space oscillatory asynchronization.

[Translation: tracking her movements throughout the day through necessary shedding of DNA.]