28th sigh

[sosnarrator]

[Today, Kyon is going to rant at you all on the phone.]

Okay, that's it. I have absolutely had it with this bloody milk fiasco. And it disturbs me to think that that could potentially be entirely literal... Has anyone found any blood in their milk yet? Wait, no. On second thought, I don't want to know the answer to that

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[tsuntiger]

You aren't going to drink it, and that's final.

[Stern as all fuck.]

[sosnarrator]

Didn't say I was.

[flameyedhunter]

Kyon.

[sosnarrator]

Shana... How you feeling?

[flameyedhunter]

What's more important is that you're okay!

[sosnarrator]

Well, I wasn't the one who suddenly... exploded.

[notawhale]

[Have some deadpan (and also kind of raspy) response]

My research has yet to come up with any bloody milk. So far, the eight kinds I've observed are three kinds of poison, spiders, razor blades, hallucinogenic, mood-altering and normal milk.

No shitty milk either.

[sosnarrator]

Ah, I see. Well, that's good to know, I guess.

(As to whether or not I wanted to know however...)

[notawhale]

Is it? Now you can't hope that the milk will simply be distasteful rather than outright harmful.

Though I guess e.coli is nothing to laugh about either.

[sosnarrator]

Well, at least having some understanding of the risks involved in a given course of action is better than going in blind.

[cameracrush]

So this is worse than usual?

[sosnarrator]

Just by a bit, yeah. Usually, there shouldn't be too much of a problem if you hide well enough.