27th sigh - Second verse, same as the first

[sosnarrator]

[At 915 Bilko Boulevard, Kyon awakens completely unaware of the fact he's been gone a month...]

(... I didn't leave my room like this last night. Hold it... Is this even the same room? Let's see if I can get some bearings here... Is it even the same house!? Ugh, stupid Mayfield geography... Identical streets... What the hell is going on here?)

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915 Bilko (late to the party, lol)

[eyesofaserpent]

[He grunts, looking up from the newspaper at the kitchen table, cup of coffee inches from his lips.]

Who the bloody hell are you?

[eyesofaserpent]

I know someone who'd appreciate it being the fifties. And I've fortunately avoided death and destruction so far.

[sosnarrator]

Well personally, I much prefer living in the 21st century myself.

[eyesofaserpent]

I do too. I rather miss my flat.

[sosnarrator]

I almost even miss the Brigade Clubroom.

(... Well, despite Haruhi's constant trouble, it does get points for having Miss Asahina in her maid outfit.)

[eyesofaserpent]

And going to the Ritz. [With Aziraphale. Details.]

[sosnarrator]

Well, I suppose reminiscing isn't going to do any good anyway.

[eyesofaserpent]

No, it isn't. One day I'll get back to London, though...

[sosnarrator]

London, huh? So you're British then.

[eyesofaserpent]

Not exactly. I just take residence there.

[sosnarrator]

Ah.

[Glances at the cup of coffee.]

I guess that explains why you're not drinking tea instead.

[eyesofaserpent]

Well, I drink tea too. I just prefer coffee in the morning.

[sosnarrator]

Ah, right. That makes sense too.

[eyesofaserpent]

[Speaking of coffee, he takes a sip.]

So you must be in high school... From...?

[He narrows his eyes a bit, scrutinizing Kyon.]

Japan, I take it?

[sosnarrator]

Yeah, that's right. I'm from a town in the Hyogo prefecture.

[eyesofaserpent]

You know, it's been so long since I've been to Japan, I have no idea where that is.