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riderofrohan8 in sortofbeautiful

Epic Series ReRead: Chapter 39

Oct 23, 2008 16:23

I bring you, with great joy, the final chapter of Breaking Dawn! Cue the confetti.

( And now, ladies and gentleman, the moment you've all been waiting for... )

epic series re-read

Comments 37

wwonder October 23 2008, 21:52:11 UTC

Alice appears out from under E.Cullz (I wish I were making that up)
haha, really? REALLY?

i love j.jenks <33

1. ANYONE/ANYTHING.
2. Ah, good old denial. I remember that stage! I've moved on to acceptance, though, by this point.
3. LOL PLOT WHUT?
6. LAST RE-READ EVER? SHOULD MS GET PUBLISHED, WILL WE SNARK IT? DISCUSS.
7. You were awesome. :D

riderofrohan8 October 23 2008, 21:57:06 UTC

I say we do, and I would totally like to sign on for it! :D

and thank ya!!!

wwonder October 23 2008, 22:03:04 UTC

Making fun of Edward is one of our favorite past times here at SOB.
Like, I guess we could snark the twelve chapters on her website... but that seems kind of lame.

riderofrohan8 October 23 2008, 22:06:32 UTC

luckily, lame is my middle name. ;p

ohwowlovely October 23 2008, 21:53:13 UTC

1. Jacob/Wall would make much more sense than the imprinting of doom.

2. That's a good question, I would LOVE it if like in a few months she'd be like "Oh, by the way, Breaking Dawn? Just a joke. GOTCHA!"

4. "Hey, remember we have a daughter?" "...Who?" "Uh, Bella." "Oh yeah..."

5. LMAO! Oh I can just see it already.
*Jacob and Nessie come in from the back door and join Bella and Eddie*
*everyone is silent*
Eddie: YOU DID -WHAT-?!

6. This book really sucks. I forgot about the "I forgot to mention it" thing, but oh my god, this book is so much fail. That part doesn't even try to hide the fail like the other parts. It's like pure fail.

7. VERY FUNNY!

riderofrohan8 October 23 2008, 21:57:56 UTC

lmao just picturing that...almost made the whole thing worth it. :p I say we collectively rewrite the damn thing!

wwonder October 23 2008, 22:00:18 UTC

You know, sometimes when I think about the name Renesmee, I just can't stop my hysterical laughter.

d4nce4m01 October 23 2008, 22:06:23 UTC

Cripes...
I cannot imagine this book as a movie.

I'm so glad I wasn't able to finish it...
<3 your summary though.

wwonder October 23 2008, 22:15:10 UTC

i really hope to god it never gets made. none of the actors should have to sacrifice their dignity to be in it. especially kristen stewart.

i wouldn't even mind it if they ended the movie at eclipse and just decided to throw an edward/bella wedding scene at the end. as long as i don't have to see breaking fail on screen.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE?

From Entertainment Weekly:

Three reasons Robert Pattinson should host 'SNL'
2. The inevitable Twilight parody: Pregnant Amy Poehler (as Bella Swan) + Rob = Breaking Dawn fabulousity. I wonder if Amy can vomit blood on cue?

I WANT THAT SO BAD.

no_ka_oi October 24 2008, 02:36:23 UTC

Three reasons Robert Pattinson should host 'SNL'
2. The inevitable Twilight parody: Pregnant Amy Poehler (as Bella Swan) + Rob = Breaking Dawn fabulousity. I wonder if Amy can vomit blood on cue?

i so wanna see this now! it's pretty much the only reason BD should be a movie...then again this fail might not be worth it...

saramiskismet October 24 2008, 04:07:11 UTC

WHERE IS THIS ARTICLE. POST IT TO mmmcradle I DEMAND IT.

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riderofrohan8 October 23 2008, 22:29:49 UTC

Hmmm....what's the prize? :D 'Cause I guess Option 3. I know, you're shocked by this answer, because I had to use Edward's superpowerz to get it!

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the_angry_pixie October 24 2008, 00:31:35 UTC

SQUEE!!

i've missed your art! *is excited*