Team Erklings Always and some other people no1curr about

[puckinyourmom]

WHO: Delinquents and friends
TONE: Herp and also derp
RATING: Let's go with PG-13
WHEN: June 20th
WHERE: Stonehenge campsite
WHAT: Kids making bad choices.
STATUS: ongoing

Comments

[wrestlingwitch]

[eyes the paint] You could paint mustaches on the statues if you're really desperate.

[puckinyourmom]

Or giant titties.

[wrestlingwitch]

Nah, they might be expecting that.

[puckinyourmom]

With top hats. They won't expect that.

[wrestlingwitch]

[eyebrow raise] How are you planning on spray painting top hats on the stones?

[puckinyourmom]

We can always put top hats on the tits.

[wrestlingwitch]

Tits with top hats. Do they get monocles too?

[puckinyourmom]

Fuck yeah, right over the nipple. So it's magnified.

[wrestlingwitch]

[totally can't decide whether to be exasperated or amused here. She goes for a mixture of both] Your creative genius knows no bounds, Puckerman.

[puckinyourmom]

It'll be scientific as shit, okay.

[wrestlingwitch]

How would it be scientific?

[puckinyourmom]

There's a monocle.

[wrestlingwitch]

I think the word you're looking for is classy. Monocles are classy.

[puckinyourmom]

Whatever, same thing.

[wrestlingwitch]

Scientific and classy are not the same thing.

[puckinyourmom]

Close enough. Who cares, we're gonna have monocled honkers.