[Just. Going to stare for a minute.] ...on the bright side, you have nice legs? There's something ironic about you of all people being a cat. [Sorry man, she sounds kind of amused.]
[Pfffff.] Thank you. I needed to hear that today. [And flopping back down.] I think they just don't like me much and like throwing all of this werewolf humor at me.
Be glad it's me saying it and not somebody else. Besides, the ears are cute. [I'm sure Jacob feels very manly right now, really.] I don't think they really like anybody. What they don't realize is that secretly you could probably kick their butts.
That's true. The last thing I need is some stalker obsessed with my legs. [Le SIGH.] I'll just have to beat them all up with my super powers the next chance I get as payback.
...I'm not sure it'd work out with me being obsessed with your legs either though. [Poor Jacob. The pains you go through.] Somehow I always figured you were more of a lover than a fighter, but if your powers could get us out of here go for it. [She knows he's not serious; neither is she, but still.]
But at least if it was you I'd know where they went if I woke up without them one morning. [It's because I'm so damn pretty isn't it.] If nothing else I could prove a mighty steed. I think the Malnosso would start waving the white flag if they saw a javelin throwing wolf rider charging at their gates.
Because I'd really be the most likely to cut off your legs and use them as stuffed animals. [Pretty much. Kairi's jealous of Jacob's prettiness sometimes.] Don't let Sora hear you say that. He might drag you into our Christmas plans. As for the Malnosso, I think they'd just fear your sheer size.
It's always the happy ones, Kairi. It's always the happy ones. [As she should be. He won seven beauty pageants in a row, don'tcha know.] I don't think Jacob the Red Reindeer will ever work out. It's not a catchy jingle.
Probably. I could roll over on them and destroy the whole base.
It helps that I have the whole sweet and innocent look down. [Jacob is a pretty pretty princess, obviously.] It worked with Riku, actually! Who knows if we're even going to do the same thing though.
Yeah, get on that. Maybe we could make some progress then.
I knew you'd see it my way. [Just don't tell Shiki that...] Depends if Sora gets a hold of you. If I have to dress up as an elf again though, I'm definitely recruiting you. ...not that it was that bad, but still.
That kind of sounds uncomfortable now that I think about it. Okay, let's just leave them alone until we have to for a while. Deal?
Don't forget the windows, too. [It's about then that Kairi realizes how creepy the whole thing sounds, even if it's just a joke.] You might end up being the reindeer, just saying.
A party huh? A Halloween party, or a just because we can party?
I knew you'd think ahead. [They really do. It's because Kairi's that much cooler than Bella surrounded by her guy friends.] Sora's not heavy, but I'm not sure you really want him on your back in the first place. Sora's always Santa.
That's probably the best idea I've heard today. I can't wait to be back in my own outfit again. [But she giggles a little because Jacob as a cat-girl. Cannot unsee.] I guess I can't really complain though, can I?
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Probably. I could roll over on them and destroy the whole base.
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Yeah, get on that. Maybe we could make some progress then.
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I don't think I'd want them stuck in my fur.
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That kind of sounds uncomfortable now that I think about it. Okay, let's just leave them alone until we have to for a while. Deal?
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Deal.
Once I'm not in a dress, we definitely need to have a party.
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A party huh? A Halloween party, or a just because we can party?
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A post Halloween, thank heavens we're in our own clothes party.
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That's probably the best idea I've heard today. I can't wait to be back in my own outfit again. [But she giggles a little because Jacob as a cat-girl. Cannot unsee.] I guess I can't really complain though, can I?
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