Interviews
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Leave me a comment sayin', "interview me" or somethin' to that effect.
2. I respond by asking ye five questions, hopefully ye don't find 'em offensive.
3. You update yer LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and an offer t' interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you'll ask 'em five questions.
Or if ye'd rather just ask me questions without doin' anythin' else that's fine too.
For Neela:
1. What's the most annoying habit you have?
I don't think I have any annoyin' habits, but Connor always tells me I talk too much.
2. What's the most annoying one your brother does?
He always kills my fun an' then turns around an' acts just as stupid. Ev'rythin' is ok fer him but not fer me.
3. Do you have a girl?
Nope, I'm married t'my cause.
4. If you could wave a magic wand and make the world better, safer, would you?
O' course, as long as there were no side effects that I'd regreat.
5. When did you last go to church?
This mornin', early service at 7:30.
For Clive:
1. What is it you do for a living?
meat packin', not exactly glamorous but it's a job
2. What's your choice beer?
Guinness because it reminds me o'home
3. What do you think of New York, New York?
Never been there, but I'd like t'visit
4. I think I've got to get a job when I move, suggestions?
don't be afraid t'take a job because ye think it's "beneath ye", jobs can be hard t'come by, 'specially those that pay well
5. Are you always confident that you are doing the right thing?
Aye, I may get nervous if I think me or m'family's life is in danger but I'd never be afraid that I was doin' wrong
For George:
1. Boxers or Briefs? Boxers, why d'ye ask?
2. One time you knew Connor was smarter than you. He is not smarter'n me, but there was this one time when I thought I'd be funny an' hit him in the face with a big slab o'beef, but he ended up bestin' me by pinnin' me an' beating' me in the face with turkey legs! (OOC: The incident he's talking about starts at 3:50 and ends at 4:21)
3. If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? Directin' action movies with LOTS of explosions! An' big arse knifes with ninjas!
4. Favorite Movie? I love th' older badass, but cheesy ones like Die Hard, Rambo, an' Star Trek. I wish I was James T. Kirk...
5. How old do you think you'll be if/when you get married? Never gettin' married. Ever.
For Death:
1. Why are you so mean to me?
I am not mean! 'S how I am t'ev'rybody.
2. What is your favorite movie?
Anythin' with shite that blows up! Like I said t'Clive, Die Hard, Star Trek, and Rambo are some of my all time favorites.
3. What is your criteria for good and evil?
We try t'follow th'Lord's teachings as best we can.
4. If you could be one animal for a day what would it be and why?
A shark. I don't wanna hurt any fish're anythin' but people would leave me alone while I could explore all the cool underwater shite.
5. Besides being a stupid head, what are your hobbies?
*rolls eyes at the stupid head comment* I love watchin' older movies, playin' a game o' football or rugby with my mates, learnin' new languages
For Fred:
1. Do you eat a lot of potatoes?
Is that you stereotypin' me again? But really, I usually only eat 'em when I get a Kid's Meal at Burger King.
2. If you could had to change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
that I'd know I was older'n Connor fer sure
3. What's the most outrageous thing you've ever done?
Well there's a lot, but most recently I punched a giant freak of a woman in th'face right inta a stinkin' pile o' meat
4. What was one thing you always wanted growing up but never got?
a robot
5. The world is going to explode/implode in 24-hours, how would you spend your remaining time on Earth?
destroyin' my liver an' then gettin' into an all out drunken brawl with Connor
For Smecks:
1. By your own reckoning, what's the stupidest thing you've done?
*laughs* Oh Christ! Prob'ly the time when I was a lad an' actually ate the yellow snow.
2. How old were you when you two came to the States?
18, left t'work an' send money home t'Ma
3. Since I asked Connor, it only seems fair: what do you think of Exodus 20:13?
What we're doin' is the will of th'Lord, Smecker.
4. What do you order on pizza?
If I were t'choose I'd get all th'meat with onions an' mushrooms. But since we're broke and usually only get one topping we end up with the borin' ol' standby of pepperoni.
5. Musical tastes? *slight shudder of dread at what he may hear*
Not too picky, I like a lot o'classic rock an' shite ye can dance to. I've really been takin' a liking to Justin Timberlake lately. Wanna see some moves I learned?
For Connor:
1. Ever kept any secrets from me?
Aside from pranks, no. An' by th'way, the trousers yer wearin' are really Fred an' George's explodin' knickers. *grins mischievously* Have fun!
2. Have I ever disappointed you?
What?! Fuck no. T'be honest, it's annoyin' that most people seem t'like ya better'n me but that's not yer fault.
3. When do you figure we'll go back to Ireland, if ever?
Hopefully whenever we've got enough tucked away. Gavin invited us t'go with him when he goes t'Scotland an' later t'Ireland if we're interested.
4. What's your favorite thing about the USA?
Th'takeout 'cross the street an' American football. Helps that th'Patriots are fuckin' good.
5. Did you fix the toaster yet?
No, but Smecks said he's gettin' us one fer Christmas along with a new coffeepot.
1. Leave me a comment sayin', "interview me" or somethin' to that effect.
2. I respond by asking ye five questions, hopefully ye don't find 'em offensive.
3. You update yer LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and an offer t' interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you'll ask 'em five questions.
Or if ye'd rather just ask me questions without doin' anythin' else that's fine too.
For Neela:
1. What's the most annoying habit you have?
I don't think I have any annoyin' habits, but Connor always tells me I talk too much.
2. What's the most annoying one your brother does?
He always kills my fun an' then turns around an' acts just as stupid. Ev'rythin' is ok fer him but not fer me.
3. Do you have a girl?
Nope, I'm married t'my cause.
4. If you could wave a magic wand and make the world better, safer, would you?
O' course, as long as there were no side effects that I'd regreat.
5. When did you last go to church?
This mornin', early service at 7:30.
For Clive:
1. What is it you do for a living?
meat packin', not exactly glamorous but it's a job
2. What's your choice beer?
Guinness because it reminds me o'home
3. What do you think of New York, New York?
Never been there, but I'd like t'visit
4. I think I've got to get a job when I move, suggestions?
don't be afraid t'take a job because ye think it's "beneath ye", jobs can be hard t'come by, 'specially those that pay well
5. Are you always confident that you are doing the right thing?
Aye, I may get nervous if I think me or m'family's life is in danger but I'd never be afraid that I was doin' wrong
For George:
1. Boxers or Briefs? Boxers, why d'ye ask?
2. One time you knew Connor was smarter than you. He is not smarter'n me, but there was this one time when I thought I'd be funny an' hit him in the face with a big slab o'beef, but he ended up bestin' me by pinnin' me an' beating' me in the face with turkey legs! (OOC: The incident he's talking about starts at 3:50 and ends at 4:21)
3. If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? Directin' action movies with LOTS of explosions! An' big arse knifes with ninjas!
4. Favorite Movie? I love th' older badass, but cheesy ones like Die Hard, Rambo, an' Star Trek. I wish I was James T. Kirk...
5. How old do you think you'll be if/when you get married? Never gettin' married. Ever.
For Death:
1. Why are you so mean to me?
I am not mean! 'S how I am t'ev'rybody.
2. What is your favorite movie?
Anythin' with shite that blows up! Like I said t'Clive, Die Hard, Star Trek, and Rambo are some of my all time favorites.
3. What is your criteria for good and evil?
We try t'follow th'Lord's teachings as best we can.
4. If you could be one animal for a day what would it be and why?
A shark. I don't wanna hurt any fish're anythin' but people would leave me alone while I could explore all the cool underwater shite.
5. Besides being a stupid head, what are your hobbies?
*rolls eyes at the stupid head comment* I love watchin' older movies, playin' a game o' football or rugby with my mates, learnin' new languages
For Fred:
1. Do you eat a lot of potatoes?
Is that you stereotypin' me again? But really, I usually only eat 'em when I get a Kid's Meal at Burger King.
2. If you could had to change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
that I'd know I was older'n Connor fer sure
3. What's the most outrageous thing you've ever done?
Well there's a lot, but most recently I punched a giant freak of a woman in th'face right inta a stinkin' pile o' meat
4. What was one thing you always wanted growing up but never got?
a robot
5. The world is going to explode/implode in 24-hours, how would you spend your remaining time on Earth?
destroyin' my liver an' then gettin' into an all out drunken brawl with Connor
For Smecks:
1. By your own reckoning, what's the stupidest thing you've done?
*laughs* Oh Christ! Prob'ly the time when I was a lad an' actually ate the yellow snow.
2. How old were you when you two came to the States?
18, left t'work an' send money home t'Ma
3. Since I asked Connor, it only seems fair: what do you think of Exodus 20:13?
What we're doin' is the will of th'Lord, Smecker.
4. What do you order on pizza?
If I were t'choose I'd get all th'meat with onions an' mushrooms. But since we're broke and usually only get one topping we end up with the borin' ol' standby of pepperoni.
5. Musical tastes? *slight shudder of dread at what he may hear*
Not too picky, I like a lot o'classic rock an' shite ye can dance to. I've really been takin' a liking to Justin Timberlake lately. Wanna see some moves I learned?
For Connor:
1. Ever kept any secrets from me?
Aside from pranks, no. An' by th'way, the trousers yer wearin' are really Fred an' George's explodin' knickers. *grins mischievously* Have fun!
2. Have I ever disappointed you?
What?! Fuck no. T'be honest, it's annoyin' that most people seem t'like ya better'n me but that's not yer fault.
3. When do you figure we'll go back to Ireland, if ever?
Hopefully whenever we've got enough tucked away. Gavin invited us t'go with him when he goes t'Scotland an' later t'Ireland if we're interested.
4. What's your favorite thing about the USA?
Th'takeout 'cross the street an' American football. Helps that th'Patriots are fuckin' good.
5. Did you fix the toaster yet?
No, but Smecks said he's gettin' us one fer Christmas along with a new coffeepot.