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[sorensigurd]

[Posted in the Gryffindor Common Room - Which ultimately means within the day, the whole school would know]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!This might not be of any interest for some of you, but for those gossip mongers out there, listen up! I have finally discovered the identity of the "Mystery Girl" that one Cyrus Weller has been seeing for the past few

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[andraleigh]

...WHAT!!??!

Oh my God, I am going to kill her!!! I mentioned her taking him for a snog just last week and that little tart played me!! OH LAUREN, you are going to be getting an earful, Missy!!

[sorensigurd]

I know, eh? She's been hiding out on us. Sneaky, sneaky!

[family_mcfinn]

THAT'S ABSOLUTELY DISKUS DISKUSTING DISCUSTING!!

WHY ARE THEY SNOGGIN? WHO WANTS TO BLEEDIN' SNOG ANYWAY THAT'S WHAT OLD PEOPLE DO TO THEIR HUBBYS AND WIVES AND THE MILKMAN, OR SO ME MUM SAYS, AND REALLY THAT'S PRETTY NASTY!!

[sorensigurd]

WHAT?! YOUR MUM SNOGS YOUR MILKMAN?!

[family_mcfinn]

I really don't think

...THAT'S NOT THE MATTER AT HAND SOREN SO I'D BE DELIGHTED IF YOU'D NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

[sorensigurd]

Oh my! Scandal number two!

THEN WHAT IS THE-- Oh, the snogging bit?

Written on a scrap bit of paper and shoved down the back of Soren's robes

[zoe_clarke]

Although the conclusion you came up with, regarding Cyrus and Lauren, is the logical answer to said 'letters', I can tell you one absolute fact you've overlooked that will not only disprove your theory, but will make me go 'nerny ner ner ner ner'...

Cyrus doesn't date farm animals.

Written on the back of -that- piece of paper and chucked at Zoe's head.

[sorensigurd]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well, you never know. Some folks like it that way, he could be one of them. ;D

[charlie_davis]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

I would kinda like to smack you for being a such a STALKER - but, there is too much Lauren teasing to be done to waste any time on beating you.

[sorensigurd]

Hah! That's where you're wrong, Ms. Charlie, Cyrus didn't bother HIDING it! But yes, commence the Lauren teasings~~

[charlie_davis]

Something's terribly wrong with the world if we're agreeing, Mr. Soren.

I guess this explains why she hasn't been around the common room...say- I thought he was seeing that Snake.

Oi, blokes and their birds. Can't keep their hormones in control. They should go play Quidditch or somfin. Get rid of the urges.

Look how desperate I am for news. I'm talking to YOU.

This is quite sad.

Oh well, nothing a good hexing won't cure.

...must go find Bennet. Bloody wank.

[sorensigurd]

Aww, don't say that, Ms. Charlie~ I'm sure you've had many such urges over the years to agree with me on the inside. ♥

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE STILL AGAINST ME FOR THAT POSITION!

I do hope you aren't suggesting me?

[arisu_ryusaki]

Oh noes! Soren has taken my place as the gossip queen! Er, king? How ever will I recover now that I've lost my place in Gryffindor? I may even cry. After, of course, I poke you until you give me all of the details. I for one think it's absolutely adorable. I don't care what anyone else says; it's cute, if not quite the scandal.

[sorensigurd]

Oh yes, it's very cute. I bet they sneak out after hours to get all snuggly with each other. We should track them down during our prefect rounds sometime to get more concrete evidence. Blow up their portraits into poster size or something!

[arisu_ryusaki]

We most definitely should. But we must be discreet about it! We can't have them thinking we're stalkers, now can we? Because we aren't. Really. well, at least I'm not most of the time Personally, I think we should make little stickers or buttons or something announcing that we support Cyrus and Lauren and pass them out to everyone. That will get them thoroughly embarassed

[sorensigurd]

Of course not, Gryffindors can't be stalkers! And STICKERS, that's a brilliant idea. I wonder if we could make a profit from them as well. And hey, since we're talking, what news and gossips have you picked up lately from the grapevine?