I think I have mentioned before that the neighborhood where I work is a strange and magical place, populated by a convenience store with a sign on the door reading "Shirts required - I don't try to see man-boobs, thanks!", meth addicts - some of whom I am on a first-name basis with because they come into our agency and about whom I worry when I don ( Read more... )

My son’s school pictures came in. He’s a junior this year. Living with him day to day, the changes as he grows slip by unnoticed. But that picture…I looked at it, and looking back at me was a man, not a boy. I almost broke down and cried. I’m crying a little now ( Read more... )

Dear animals of Asgard ( Read more... )

Having seen literally none of the reactions to the casting of the new Doctor, because I've been away from my computer all day and my boss actually texted me the news, I'm just going to be totally shallow and say that I've thought he was hot since he played John Malkovich's servant in "Dangerous Liaisons." And that he's aged well.

Every time we’re about to find out who’s playing the next Doctor, my son and I play a little game, suggesting the worst possible actors to play the role. Past favorites have included Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Nicolas Cage, and Dane Cook ( Read more... )

http://archiveofourown.org/works/911517 - I made a Night Vale mpreg. With my brain. And also my fingers.

So when I post works on AO3, it automatically designates them as "Chapter 1" even though there is no chapter 2. I can't find anything on the edit interface to fix that, and when I post, I can't find what I'm doing wrong. Help?

I am in the process of committing Night Vale mpreg. Would anyone be interested in beta-ing? It looks like it's going to top out under 1500 words.

http://sorchaception.tumblr.com/post/57225789190/whoops - I have committed tumblr fic, based on a lovely image of Coulson eating in a diner.

I have the uncomfortable feeling that every time I listen to rap or hip-hop, the artist loses a little bit of street cred.

Somewhere in the afterlife, Eazy-E is wondering why Perry Como keeps asking him to play golf.