old guys have been saying hilarious things to me lately

[sophiealbarn]

today i was in a gas station buying a Diet Coke and an old dude walked in and said, "do you have to be pretty to come in here?"

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[tigermilking]

for some reason i like diet coke with.. i think it's lemon or lime. it's tangy and gross but i fucking love it.

also, i understand what you mean by the old guys thing. i only get hit on by old guys. this guy tonight told me he wanted my haircut and then informed me that if he does get his hairs cut off like mine then he will take me on a date in a blimp. huh. i wanted to tell him he could never have my hair cut because he has a receeding hairline and it just wouldn't work, but i decided not to be a bitch. i usually am a bitch to old guys that say weird things to me.

how do you handle it?