no pictures, so i know no one will comment. but anyways, i was getting dinner ready, and i wanted strawberries on the side. so i got some. and i pulled on one, and 2 came out. and i was like WO THEY'RE FUSED TOGETHER. sooo i looked closer, and they were CONJOINED. i feel morally wrong eating this siamese strawberry. i really do feel weird eating it ( Read more... )

"well, you'll be in my prayers tonight. I'll be praying you get NUT CANCER"

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Running, running as fast as we can... I really hope you make it... (Do you think we'll make it?) We're running... Keep holding my hand... It's so we don't get seperated ( Read more... )

me: why don't we have any ketchup?
stepmom: i didn't remember to buy any because i don't use it
dad: well thank god you use shit paper

ahhh i love my life :)

OK, OK GUYS. OK. im so excited. ok. there is going to be SCARY MOVIE 4!!! and i will not miss this one in thearters. april 14 baby!

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in addition to the meat pie entry, which ended up being a pork pie that makes me want to vomit:

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alrigggghty. WELL, i came upstairs, and it smelled like rotten eggs, and the tv was on, and no one was home. weird. and i went into the kitchen, and a pie was sitting on the table. not only was it a pie, but it was a pie filled to the top with meat. i was grossed out. the first thoughts in my head were 'why is there a meat pie on the table? we don' ( Read more... )

if you liked 'hung up' by madonna, you HAVE to see this! thank you britney!

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i find this to be highly amusing, courtesy of kemo chan:

HOLY CRAP! the rumors of disney putting subliminal bad messages into our movies are CORRECT! WE'v uncovered about...ohhh 3 of them that are true. and 4 if you count the 2 in the little mermaid. by we i mean kendra britney and i.

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