shaking her hips like she's some kind of treat

[soopageek]

I'm one of the healthiest people there are. I usually boast to people that I never get sick, because the frequency with which I do is on the order of about 3-4 years. The last time I got really sick was in January of 2007 when I had the flu. So when Welf gets sick, I usually take no extra precautions to protect myself from the germs

Comments

[gonadsandstrife]

I love reading the Twitter posts on my phone at work. Make's the day so much better. I love the ones about the shower & about being a liar. Oh, & the one about Tila Tequila.

[soopageek]

One of my favorites I didn't regurgitate here is the one about a sack of food really being a sack of shit.

[hairy_canary]

I discovered Shit My Dad Says a few weeks ago but had since totally forgotten about it. I'll be using that RSS feed.

That quote about the $100 on the dresser is gold.

[soopageek]

Yeah, that one and the size of the ashhole vs. amount of shit are rather wise.

[baxaphobia]

hahaha. What a philosopher! hahahahhahaha. Hope both you and Welf feel better. Get airborne and keep it around. When you feel the least bit sniffly take it. it works!

[soopageek]

I've yet to try Airborne. If I can't find some Cold-Eze today, I may resort to it.

[soopageek]

Yeah, I don't remember what possessed me to buy it that one time, but the results were mind boggling. I've never had anything knock a cold out of me that fast.

[jj_maccrimmon]

Hope that you both feel better soon. There's a fairly nasty (non-Swine) cold floating around north Alabama now. Wouldn't surprise me if it was up there too.

[soopageek]

Heh, that's where I happen to be at the moment, but I wasn't here prior to the weekend.