*facepalm*

[sookail]

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45.

The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

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[unen2gemismasin]

"Vaikuse leht on valge, Minskis tantsivad vanamutid."

[sookail]

...ainult sina, ainult sina xDDD

[shadowvalkyrie]

Well, all the best sex happens online! That's where fanfic lives, after all! *nods sagely*

I, meanwhile, got something about 18th-century court-martials. I have honestly no idea what this'll mean for my 2012 sex life. Will I be hanged for my overfondness of slashtastic porn? Will I be swept off my feet by dapper (but criminal) 18th ct. soldiers? Inquiring minds want to know!

[sookail]

1) Deep words of deep wisdom, yes! *nods sagely in agreement*
2) Something kinky, perhaps? Quite fascinating that 90% of flist seems to have had history books close by.

[bad_habit]

"Darkness and warmth."

It's good that it's just the first sentence that counts, because the second one follows with "And then, and all-beep rendition of "La Cucaracha." I don't think I could live up to that...