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sonotakitty

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Oct 03, 2007 01:58

( CUT BECAUSE ECONTRA PEOPLE STILL HAVE THIS FRIENDED. PLEASE DEFRIEND THIS JOURNAL, ECONTRA. Thar. Now proceed to Ruby's post. Not cut ICly <3 )

ice weapon in my kitchen, i want a waffle

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doctoroutintime October 3 2007, 08:21:26 UTC

...Don't you want ice?

Yep! The lights have a motion sensor and the light goes out when it's closed to conserve energy.

Well, uhm, basically you just sort of...take it. Like, literally, go into a store, take the food, and go. They don't mind, honest.

sonotakitty October 3 2007, 08:24:09 UTC

Great! Not just a weapon but an ENERGY EFFICIENT weapon. These people suck.

What?

thesteelmedium October 3 2007, 14:22:21 UTC

[help the kitty out!]

It's not a weapon! It's used to store food for long periods of time. Food doesn't rot as easily or as fast when it's kept cool or cold.

doctoroutintime October 3 2007, 16:58:58 UTC

Exactly! Brilliantly explained, Maya. The actual ice function is to disperse ice into drinks to keep them cold. And, well, technically Maya here does the shopping now but really it's less 'shopping' and 'stealing because they don't notice us trying to pay.'

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time_taken October 3 2007, 09:57:45 UTC

Yeah, that's a refrigerator. It's supposed to keep food from spoiling.

...wait, it has a light?

Just go to the market and get one. They don't make you pay - actually, they don't even seem to know you exist. It's kinda creepy, but it'll get you food.

sonotakitty October 3 2007, 17:38:37 UTC

Yours doesn't? It turns on when I open the door.

Like? Like we're ghosts? Can you touch them?

time_taken October 3 2007, 22:51:48 UTC

I actually haven't tested mine yet. I've never seen one with a light, though...weird.

[Pops out, presumably to test it, then pops back in]

Well what do you know. It does have a light.

You can, but they just take no notice of you. It's really weird.

sonotakitty October 3 2007, 23:12:47 UTC

....creepy.

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reborn_fire October 3 2007, 13:39:12 UTC

You steal. The easy and hassle-free method.

vi952 October 3 2007, 14:36:39 UTC

The method which is approved by everyone except the CoP, who no one listens to anyway.

sonotakitty October 3 2007, 17:40:48 UTC

What's the CoP?

vi952 October 3 2007, 18:09:50 UTC

Chief of Police.

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vi952 October 3 2007, 14:41:22 UTC

A talking pink cat? And here I was, thinking losing your contract as a talking black cat was ridiculous enough.

sonotakitty October 3 2007, 17:41:42 UTC

AUGH! DRAGON! I am a DRAGON! I am NOT A CAT.

vi952 October 3 2007, 18:14:20 UTC

At least the talking black cat knows he's a talking black cat.

Fuzzy pink dragon or fuzzy pink cat... Same loss of contract.

sonotakitty October 3 2007, 18:25:13 UTC

WHAT!? It's not MY Fault cats look like me! What sorta freaky cats do you have that have WINGS, buddy!?

firebranded October 3 2007, 15:12:44 UTC

I don't get the ice thing, either. All the best things in life are hot.

sonotakitty October 3 2007, 17:42:33 UTC

Yeah! 'Cept beer. Beer's gross hot. And it kinda defeats the purpose of ice cream.

firebranded October 3 2007, 18:52:01 UTC

Hmm...yeah, beer and ice cream are exceptions. And ice cream pie.

sonotakitty October 3 2007, 19:07:23 UTC

...Ice cream PIE?!

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