Little annoying child is even more little (annoying?)

[sonofabat]

This is a test. It's gotta be a test. They must wanna see what I can do dropped off in a strange place. Maybe I've got to fight someone, or solve a mystery or...uh...this is a stupid test! I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing! Someone tell me what I've got to do! If they don't tell me how do they expect me to do it?! It's not fair! You can't

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[for_revenge]

Survive, I guess?

[sonofabat]

What kind of test is that?! I do that every day, everything does! Except the dead things I guess...and rocks and stuff.

[for_revenge]

But it's different when you dunno where you are. Shouldn't it be harder or something?

[sonofabat]

Maybe for regular people, not me. I'm going to be the world's greatest warrior one day. It's my destiny.

...maybe I'm supposed to fight you?

[angel_crow]

*Crashes in* Yaaaaaaaah!

[sonofabat]

Yaaaaaah! Monster! *Throws an alarm clock at Cooro*

[angel_crow]

Ow! That hurt!

I'm not a monster!

[sonofabat]

That's just what a monster would say! *picks up a blanket and pounces, planning to 'net' the monster*

[asu_e_no_basho]

Oi, you don't know who your own father is?

[sonofabat]

What's it to you?! Maybe I just don't feel like telling a bunch of strangers, since my father is so important and all...

[asu_e_no_basho]

Yeah, well, mine was a bastard.

[bubblyhealer]

Nin-Nin- I never realized you were so important! Oh dear, oh dear . . .

[sonofabat]

Of course I'm important! I'm gonna take over the League of Assassins from Mother and then move to Gotham and take over there after I defeat my father and eventually I'll become the lea-chairman of the Justice League of America and the Justice Society and then Atlantis, the Watchtower, the Secret Society and I'll lead the Titans and uh...the Outsiders...maybe the Doom Patrol, if I have time...

...I'm amazing. Everyone says so.

[raventhemerc]

...What's a ninja? Is it like a soldier or a guard?

[sonofabat]

*Smug* Better than that. They can do all the things soldiers and guards can, but they're also trained in sabotage, espionage, scouting and assassination techniques. They're like the swiss army knives of Eastern warfare.

Mother's League of Assassins is full of ninja mostly.

[raventhemerc]

It must take them a long time to train, though. They'd either be really old by the time they were ready or they'd need to start young...

!

...You're a ninja-in-training?

[sonofabat]

I'm beyond just a ninja, I'm a warrior king in training. Ninja are small fry compared to what I'm gonna be.

What are you going to be?