Weird dreams and dumb things to say #56

[song_bird1983]

Sometimes I scare myself with how weird and dumb I am. Not content with having a dream a couple of nights ago about my drunk mate coming onto a guy in a night club, I last night dreamt I was wearing a skirt. I'd just gone swimming and my mate had replaced my pair of adidas trousers with a denimn skirt. Rather than refusing to wear it I try it on...

Comments

[silver_spur]

you're not a twat baby *mwah*

and you've worn a skirt? *raises eyebrow*

[song_bird1983]

lol, I have a feeling I may have already told you this...but I dressed up as Miss World when I was about 14 at Pontins holiday camp for a fancy dress competition. Had a cheeleader skirt, bra stuffed with socks, high heels, make up and everything. I couldn't walk for shit in heels. When I sat down on the stage I naturally didn't remember to cross my legs, so I'm sat on the stage dressed up in drag with my legs wide open nd exposing myself to the rest of the room.

Never.

Again.

Well, I'm pretty sure never again, lol.