WE ARE LEIGON, 000s!

[son_of_a_digit]

ATTENTION, BADDIES OF MAYFIELD!

[The phone lines crackle with static. It sounds as if it's being talked into with a megaphone.]

ARE YOU SOMEONE WHO JUST IS > EVERYONE? DO YOU HAVE THOSE WHO UTTERLY HATE YOU, DISPISE YOU, A GROUP OF RAGTAG HEROES WHO SEEM TO BAND TOGETHER TO STOP YOUR PERFECT WORLD DOMINATION PLANS AT THE LAST MOMENT?

[There's

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[prodigious_mage]

. . . I'm pretty sure you're speaking English, but it's coming out as a lotta gobbledy-gook on this end. Keep it down, will ya?

[son_of_a_digit]

INVERSE MATRIX!

I'm sorry, little digit, is your brain < average?

Can't identify like terms?

I bet you failed math class, too.

[demon_of_paris]

You can't possibly be serious.

No one's going to join a team with a name like that

[son_of_a_digit]

You got a better name, radian?

That fat russian vector with the minigun was mentioning something about hating some group named BLU back home. I figure, why not start one here?

[couldbeeeepthem]

What would be the point of filtering their replies if you publicly announced you were making such a group in the first place?

1/2

[son_of_a_digit]

. . .

2/2

[son_of_a_digit]

S-shut up! You clearly don't understand the true beauty of my plan, you fractal heptosecimal!

[brbpouncingyou]

...No, go away.

[son_of_a_digit]

...go back to your widdle cuddlemuffin then, 000. You'll never amount to anything if people don't talk you seriously.

[arturia_pen]

Your group will fall, villain!

[son_of_a_digit]

What do you think you can do, radian? You just got here, you're not even a factor.

[arturia_pen]

I do not know what language you keep switching to.

However, rest assured I am a factor in your little games. You likely have not fought the likes of myself.