Why am i forced to wage war on moronic deities -.-

[son_link]

I hate summer. That cannot be stressed enough. Next summer i am spending at least two weeks in the coldest place i can find in the British Isles. If when i die it turns out the Greeks were right all along, and that Apollo/Helios is responsible for the sun, i am going to bitchslap him to within an inch of his life

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[kitty_cat_gemma]

There is nothing wrong with summer. You're just being grumpy, go and sunbathe or something :p
My cat needs a caption that says 'Mwwaaarrr!' - she's being very noisy this week and seems to want to be a tiger.

[son_link]

There's nothing right with summer. Is sunbathing just for girls and vain men, or am i missing something and it's supposed to be really fun. Played basketball yesterday, got sunburned, very unpleasant.
Just don't use staples :P She stopped attacking people yet?

[kitty_cat_gemma]

There was actually only one attack (perhaps she didn't like the blood either)
Well the idea of sunbathing is that rather than lie around being lazy inside you just do it outside. It's not really about the whole tan thing, just about relaxing. You can lie in the shade if you prefer but you might get a little bit cold then.

[son_link]

Brilliant. I shall sunbathe in the shade ^^ Though i don't find sitting around relaxing, i always feel like i could be doing something more productive.

[prince_windie]

That Doctor Who was rather cringe-worthy! D= Didn't quite enjoy that XD;

But I enjoy caption cat man! =D His hat is dandy.

[prince_windie]

His hat is indeed dandy XD
I loved the Doctor Who thing, in all its pantomimy glory ^^ But i think if i was there at the Proms i would have felt shame.

[mcjack]

Dan & Scroob + xkcd...is there any finer cure for the summertime blues?

Answer: No.

[son_link]

Ammendmant: + Metal Gear, where applicable.