I just bowed on the phone.

I think that means it's time to go.

my VP just did a very realistic air golf swing (with full-on distant ball scoping) when he thought no one was looking

I so was.

perhaps the only time I will ever say that.
Here's yesterday's entry for the vocab builder on the UC system's GRE prep site

Word of the Day for September 11

autocrat (noun)
An individual who rules with absolute power.

Most of the employees saw the president as an autocrat who acted without seeking the input of anyone else in the company.hehehe

This week my second-years are out working full-time at a local business of their choice. Wish I had gotten a taste of working life in junior high ( Read more... )

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Saw an elephant jack-off on a tractor tire at the LA Zoo ( Read more... )

I woke up sweaty today.
Ew.

Check it out: Things We Learned at the Movies

57. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade -- no matter what time of year it is. If you can't find a St. Patrick's Day parade, try for a Chinese New Year celebration and hide in the dragon.

because it's true

Because Being Sick is Hard to Do ( Read more... )

What Would the Founding Fathers Do?

"The real American question of our times is how our country in a little over 200 years sank from the great hope to the most backward democracy in the West. The U.S. offers the worst healthcare program, one of the worst public school systems and the worst benefits for workers. The margin between rich and poor has ( Read more... )

Being back at my first school reminds me of how important good administration and organization are for students. The notable lack of both here is astounding.

My whole day is trying to stay awake and not scream at anyone.