Sorry ( Read more... )

China's 2004 report entitled "The Human Rights Record of the United States" was released today. If you care (which I know you don't) you can read it using this link ( Read more... )

I went to Ireland
and you didn't.

That's all I have to say.

I didn't give blood today
I feel like a horrible, terrible, awful, no good person.

but I did buy a fabulous pair of three inch heels
and I'm going to Ireland tomorrow

So I guess I broke about even on St. Pattie's day.

Sometimes when people touch my cellphone
I cut their fucking fingers off

blondes have more fun is the biggest lie ever

blondes have more fun is the truest cliche ever.

I got a haircut yesterday ( Read more... )

Sometimes I think I hear my cell phone ringing ( Read more... )

I love songs by feminist rockers who don't shave their arm pits ( Read more... )