034 + I memorized all the words for you. If you knew how much that's just not like me

[somes_auditus]

UMMMMMM~

Could someone please help Sasori-chan hide all these dollies?? >v>;;; they scare him lots

ALSO :OOOO

SASORI WANTS TO GO SHOPPING

PAPA ALREADY SAID HE WAS GOINGGGG >W< YAY FATHER-SON ACTIVITIES :OOOOOOOO because my papa loves me lots, kay??

BUT I WANNA GO SHOPPING @O@ WITH KONAN-SAAAAAAN~ X3

AND AND AND :OOOOO MISAAAAAOOOOO MISAO MISAO MISAO YOU'

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capslock is cruise control for cool~

[angelic_origami]

KYAH!

SASORI CUDDLEBUG! We totally need to go shopping! :D

OOOMMMGGG!

LATER, I'M GOING ICE SKATING WITH NARUTO HUNNY AND MISAO-CHAN AND SASUKE BUNBUN! WANNA COME?!

for ttly srs

[somes_auditus]

:O

KONAN-SAAAAAAN~~~~!!!!!

:DDDDD CAN I REEEEAAAALLLY?~~~~ SASORI PROMISES TO BE GOOD :OOO

Konan will be mortified next week.

[angelic_origami]

UH HUH! COME PLAY WITH US!!!!

Sasori will commit seppuku

[somes_auditus]

SASORI LOOOOVES TO PLAAAAAY :DDDD

ESPECIALLY WITH HIS LITTLE FRIENDS >u

[zacked]

...

[somes_auditus]

ZAACK MY DEAR!

:D!

[zacked]

... not you too, Sasori...

[somes_auditus]

;o; D-Did Sasori do something wrong??

[itachi_girl]

Uh, did you have too much chocolate or something?

Wait, are you drunk?

[somes_auditus]

O.O

CHOCOLATE?!

UGH!

MISAO-CHAN, SASORI DOESN'T LIKE CHOCOLATE D:

It'll make him fat!

[itachi_girl]

...

Did you turn into a woman again?

[somes_auditus]

....Nope!

Sasori just checked >w

[rufausu]

..!

I'll give you a present!

[somes_auditus]

:OOOO

Okay

:D GUESS WHAT?!!!!

X3 I loves you

[rufausu]

... you truly do??

[somes_auditus]

:OO REALLY AND TRULY FOREVER AND EVER

EVEN IF YOU GO BALD OR START A JOB IN THE CIRCUS, MY FRIENDSHIP CAN HANDLE IT!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

HIS BRAIN. HIS PRECIOUS BRAIN.

[strategy_master]

......................

BRUHAHAHAHA!

[somes_auditus]

....................SHU-SAAAAAMMMMMAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

HE IS PETITIONING THE GODS TO FIX THIS AS WE SPEAK. HE HAS ONE SIGNATURE NOW.

[strategy_master]

... Sasori.

Are you somewhere safe?

SASORI SAYS BUT HE LOOOOVES HIS SHU-SAMA!!

[somes_auditus]

EEEEEEEEEE!! SHU-SAMA SAID MY NAME IN A SUPER-COOL WAY!

:OOOOOOOOOO WHY?!!!! ;_; is papa gonna shoot me?