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[someinstant]

Another contribution for dc_flashfiction.

Breast Side Up
By SomeInstant

Disclaimer: No harm, no foul. I didn’t do anything that won’t come out in the wash. Not mine, don’t sue.
Rating: R for language and sexual content.
Summary: Gravity, levity, Kon, Tim, and Mexican soap operas.

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Comments

[marag]

Awwww! They're so cute and adorable and *of course* Tim is psychic about things like this :)

[someinstant]

::grins::

See, Tim has this whole lecture about how he's not reading Kon's mind, he's just analyzing behavior and body language, and synthesizing the information with how he knows Kon has behaved in the past, and uses the combined information as a predictor of current and future reactions to various situations.

Kon blinks. "So, basically, you just obsess about me."

"I do not."

Kon smirks. "Yeah, you do."

Tim crosses his arms and purses his lips. "I *observe*. It's not like I know *everything* about you."

"What color boxers did I wear yesterday?"

"...you didn't."

"You obsess."

"I obsess."

[marag]

Bwahahaha! Yep, that's our boys :)

[howifall]

*purrrs* loved the upside-down-ness of it, it made for a great random foactor in it.

[wildreality]

Eeee! :D This just made me giggle so much!

criminology and sociology and random-crap-Kon-won’t-remember-ology

hee hee! <--see, like that.

[slipstreamborne]

It’d be a little like giving Spanish lessons. Only there’d be copulation instead of conjugation...

Yay! :D I love this story on so many levels. Spanish soaps and upside-down boy love? I'm there!

[burntcopper]

:snerk: and a 'hee'. So them. Especially the little touches like Tim folding his cape up.