Comments | someidiothasice: au meme

someidiothasice

au meme

Mar 02, 2012 20:48

Stolen from sofiawonderland because I've got the day off tomorrow, what the hell.

1) Give me a pairing.
2) Give me an AU setting.
3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

You guys should probably know the fandoms I'm in, so I'll write pretty much any pairing for those ones. Let's say I'll do SGA, Star Trek, Inception, H50, The Losers and the Avengers.

superboyfriends assemble, 5-0 is the new gay, meme or fest, inception rocks like chairs

Comments 13

sofiawonderland March 3 2012, 02:01:08 UTC

Steve/Danny, star trek AU.

someidiothasice March 3 2012, 03:32:20 UTC

It was the giggle from across the room that made S'teve turn his head from the Andorian ambassador, just in time to catch Captain Williams' eye when the man looked up.

Danny gave him a bright smile before turning back to his companion, the Orion on his arm who was slowly sliding her hands over his stomach, and S'teve did not to clench his teeth in frustration because that was an emotion and Vulcans do not feel frustration or jealousy.

When the womans hand slid up his neck to tangle in his Captain's hair and pulled his head down, S'teve merely turned back to the ambassador and internally repeated the mantra to himself over and over.

sofiawonderland March 3 2012, 13:48:41 UTC

♥_____♥ Jealous!Vulcan!Steve is probably my new favorite thing in the world. Seriously.

someidiothasice March 3 2012, 13:51:16 UTC

When I saw that prompt I COULDN'T RESIST. GAH. All the jealous Vulcans, I WANT THEM ALL.

sofiawonderland March 3 2012, 02:02:17 UTC

Kirk/Spock, superheroes AU.

someidiothasice March 3 2012, 04:04:52 UTC

"We've got to stop meeting like this, Vulcan," Captain Kirk says when Orion pulls the gag from his mouth.

Spock gives the leader of the Enterprise Initiative a cool once over and picks up his hammer, ignoring the way the ripped gold uniform shirt shows off the hard planes of the Captain's chest as he slowly walks to stand in front of his captive, giving a sharp order to Orion for them to be left in peace for the rest of the night.

"One day," the Captain continues, as though he isn't really tied up, bloodied and trapped in his enemy's lair, "one day I'm going to get tired of just being your hostage and find myself a girl and then what are you going to do on all those lonely Saturday nights?"

Okay, I went with more of a superhero/villain kind of thing, but I couldn't resist turning Spock into a firegod that wields a hammer. *wink*

sofiawonderland March 3 2012, 13:47:36 UTC

YES YES YES YES I love this so much I wish there was more of it.

And don't worry, I am so happy you went with superhero/villain thing because, oh my, Spock does make an incredible hammer-wielding firegod.

someidiothasice March 3 2012, 13:54:18 UTC

Ahahaha awesome. I kind of loved this meme you posted, because I love AUs like wildfire. I now have an image of Spock in some kind of orange/red/fiery colors costume, complete with cape and gogo boots, so THANK YOU for that!

Thread 5

aliassmith March 3 2012, 11:28:29 UTC

1) Tony/Steve

2) Professor/Student AU

3) I will love you forever :D

someidiothasice March 3 2012, 13:05:25 UTC

Steve watched as Professor Stark entered the room warily, flipping his pencil around his fingers and waiting to see if there would be any reaction to the sketch he drew on the back of the last paper he'd handed in.

The professor started right in; he didn't wait around for any stragglers as he immediately jumped into a speech about differential equations, and he definitely didn't look in Steve's direction, so Steve just opened his laptop and began taking notes, trying not to feel bereft over the lack of response, when it happened.

Professor Stark took off his suit jacket and there it was, he was wearing it -- the Black Sabbath t-shirt Steve had seen two weeks ago when he bumped into him at the grocery store, the t-shirt Steve had drawn in a heap on the bed next to their entwined bodies, and all Steve could do was bite his lip when the professor didn't even pause in his speech as he threw a wink and a grin in his direction.

aliassmith March 3 2012, 15:39:56 UTC

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someidiothasice March 3 2012, 17:32:51 UTC

I can just picture the look on TA Pepper's face when she's going through Tony's papers.

"Uh, Tony? You might want to do this one yourself."
"Pepper, the entire reason I have you is so I don't have to do these things myself."
"Trust me. You'll want to see this one. And I wish I could unsee it."

In my head it's Tony on his back, head thrown back with his eyes closed, with Steve straddling him with his hands pinning Tony's above their heads.

Also, YOU WIN for suggesting this AU.