ben: we could be jujitsu instructors.
me: why?
ben: we'd make good money, be active, get to teach little kids...
me: ben, first we would have to learn jujitsu.

me: you're perfect.
ben: you're perfect.
me: ..you're not perfect!
ben: well neither are you, asshole!

I just spent a long time reading about the wikileaks, laughing at how cute the defensive (offensive?) political writing was ( Read more... )

I am the toothpick fairy

It has been amusing and offpissing all semester that the same professor who told me it was unprofessional of me to begin my emails with "Hey," constantly sends me emails involving flagrant "LOL"s and "u" instead of you, or forgets periods and commas altogether ( Read more... )

Burrow into cold sheets, with the prospect of waking up on the other side of everything, poisoned apple notwithstanding, and warm. My house is a castle surrounded by briars, and I'm dreaming Grand Marais again ( Read more... )

http://blog.amandapalmer.net/post/1387508401/droppage-dollage#disqus_thread

i am so excited for this tour.

http://austin.craigslist.org/mis/2019076486.html

I don't know what to do about this yet, but it made me feel a little triumphant.

1: those scrote-bags took all the good parking spaces.
2: before college, I never thought I'd hear a professor say the word scrote-bag.
1: yeah, I'm amazed I haven't been fired yet.

he also used the term "fuckwad" earlier

that vanessa carlton song i thought was pretty so many years ago is now really awkward thanks to that stupid series.