Miracle #1 - Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...

[martyrofbread]

Who: martyrofbread and somarium
Where: Espoir
Style: Starts in 3rd, any is fine by me!
Status: OH SO OPEN

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[creator_maria]

[Maria had eben wandering through Espoir, trying to find a place to practice magic quietly read the book she borrowed from the library when she sees an odd sight. A guy with.. a painful looking piece of headwear.]

Uu, doesn't that hurt?

[she is more interested in that than the fact you are probably new right now]

[martyrofbread]

[That certainly isn't the first time people ask him about his crown of thorns. In fact, that didn't hurt at all, at least most of the time. If he got really, really frustrated or distressed, then it would start hurting and he would start bleeding... It's a long story, really.

He's just going to give this girl the short version.]

Oh no! It doesn't! I'm quite used to it by now.

[creator_maria]

It doesn't? [she doesn't quite understand how that works. She probably assumes that you are using some sort of magic power to keep it from hurting, but she's not going to say that out loud]

Maria thinks that it would still hurt, no matter how used to it you are, Uu! [she then pauses for a bit. Had she ever seen this person before? He didn't look familiar.. maybe he was new?]

Are you new here? Maria can show you around!

[martyrofbread]

Anh, hm, well, I don't remember ever being to this place, so you can say that I'm indeed new.

[He smiles at her.]

If you could do that, I would be really glad.

[lethal_smile]

Excuse me, Sir? Are you new here?

[Hakkai probably didn't look all too different on his own first day, stuck in an unfamiliar place, fumbling around with the Dreamberry. It doesn't immediately occur to him that this could be Jesus Christ, because, you know... that's not very realistic. This guy is probably just a cosplayer or something.]

[martyrofbread]

Hm? New?

[His panic is suddenly replaced by mild confusion as he processes the question addressed to him.]

We-well, I don't remember ever being to this place before, so I guess you can say that.

[lethal_smile]

You're in a dream world, I'm afraid.

[And this guy obviously doesn't look very happy to be here. Will he freak out when he realizes that he can't leave?]

It's called Somaruim.

[martyrofbread]

Dream world?

[Well, now that sounds farfetched even for someone who had seen his fair share of weird happenings. Boy this sounds like something coming out of one of those Japanese fantasy mangas...]

How did I end up in a place like this?

[bigassmachete]

[While Jesus was having his little panic attack, Rena was casually walking down the street not too far from where he was. Today was just another average Somarium day for her. As she got closer, she finally noticed the very confused individual standing before her. Hmmm....he looks kind of familiar... I can't seem to remember how though. she thought to herself.]

U-umm...do you need some help, do you?

[martyrofbread]

[He sure could use some help right about now!]

That might sound really weird but... Where exactly am I?

[Because if he's going to call Buddha to tell him about his whereabouts, he first needs to know where in God's name he is.]

[bigassmachete]

Well, the village we're in right now is called Espoir but the world itself that we're in is called Somarium.

[martyrofbread]

Espoir? Somarium?

[Dear God... Those sound like names one would find on an RPG or something. One thing is for sure: there are no places under this name on Earth.]

I guess I'm not on Earth anymore then...

asdfljasdlkfjlaskdflaskdjf I LOVE YOU FOREVER

[clonezart]

Please move. [You're in the way.]

I'm highly flattered =3

[martyrofbread]

Ah? Oh! I'm sorry!

[Jesus makes way for the man to pass, but then realizes that he should probably ask this guy about that place.]

E-Excuse me, but where am I?

[clonezart]

[About to go on his merry way, why does he insist on stopping him?]

This place is called Somarium.

[martyrofbread]

[He would leave the poor guy alone, if he wasn't feeling so lost.]

So-Somarium? I don't suppose I'm on Earth anymore, right?