GERMANY | ENTRY: ⓿⓿❶
Who: Germany und du!
Where: Espoir
Style: First (Getting the hang of things for now!)
Status: Open ( Read more... )
Where: Espoir
Style: First (Getting the hang of things for now!)
Status: Open ( Read more... )
...[Is in the middle of checking Germany's pockets when Germany suddenly awakes. Reacts immediately with a startled shout]
AHHH!! MOVE AND YOU DIE, PAGAN!!
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You are a minor and minors must be attended to by an adult! [attempts to roughly pick up and sling over his shoulder]
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[except maybe pull on your hair with all his strength, which he is totally trying to do right now]
I DON'T NEED TO BE ATTENDED BY ANYONE! THE AWESOME ME HAS BEEN ALONE SINCE THE 900'S, YOU STUPID PAGAN! LET GO! I'M NOT A KID, BUTTFACE! [while screaming and cursing in your ear. He stinks and he's covered in lice, dirt and dried blood.]
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I'll have to tell your family to give you a bath when you get home too. It looks like you've been playing in the dirt.
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ONCE MY KNIGHTS FIND OUT YOU KIDNAPPED ME, THEY'RE GONNA FLAY YOU ALIVE, PAGAN! THEY'RE GONNA COOK YOU AND FEED YOU TO YOUR HALF-DEAD RELATI-- [Whoops, yelled too much. Excuse him while he hacks up a lung]
...[swallows a few times and wipes his now totally not teary eyes before continuing]
RELA-- [AND AGAIN WITH THE COUGHING. Okay, the yelling has to stop]
-RELATIVES! [reaches to try and pinch Germany's meaty neck]
Don't treat me like a dog, meat breath! PUT ME DOWN! I'M THE TEUTONIC ORDER. I'll destroy you like I'm destroying those stupid pagan Prussians.
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Now stop yelling! I don't have water with me so it's better if you saved your voice for something more useful.
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... [OH! YOU MUST BE PRAISING HIS STRENGTH! Pushes himself up so he can make eye contact. You gotta see his shit eating grin.]
JA! 'cause all the pagans are gonna die, and I'm gonna take Prussia as my name! So any Prussians that are left are gonna be Germans, ehehehe~ [Pats on you on the head]
You're pretty smart for a pagan! Hey, hey, why not give up your sinful ways and become a Christian? Be my vassal!
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Hm...It seems you're well aware about us. I suppose I could tell you about myself.
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Don't. Put your hands on me.
[blinks]
Eh? [stares at]
.... You're a nation? You do look kinda familiar. But you're too old for me not to know about you; you're already an old man! I've been all over the world and there's no way you're from the east with those eyes and that hair.
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[trying to put this into words] More or less, I'm your future younger brother. Your older self lives together with me. Though I don't know how it's possible that you're suddenly here...
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...Wh-what? [complete utter incomprehension]
...[okay, he can accept that. He has more brothers than he has fingers on a hand. Not like nations age or exist like regular humans anyway. BUT THE FUTURE AND OLDER SELF STUFF DOES NOT MAKE SENSE]
Don't lie! You can't exist if you're not even born yet! You must be one of Bruder's states that grew up. That makes me your boss! You better listen to me carefully from now on! How the hell did you get there and how'd you get so big so fast? [squirms, tired of being held]
Put me down, you overgrown baby.
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And fine! Have it your way but I expect you not to run away!
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[pushing himself away from you with his fat little kid hands]
Put the awesome me down!
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We're both lost and we don't know where we are! The fact you and I even met is practically impossible yet here it is! If it is true that you're who you say you are, then clearly something is wrong!
Now, if you don't cooperate, I may have to use some unwanted physical restraint to keep you in your place!
I don't have time for your childishness!
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[totally not listening]
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