Sad King is Sad

[we_r_king]

Who: The King of Cosmos, anyone else?
Where: Espoir
Style: First
Status: Open

We are sad. This is a rare occassion, but We cannot help ourselves. We miss The Prince, believe it or not. We miss watching people roll up fabulous Katamari and seeing them thoroughly enjoying themselves. It just isn't life without them! But it seems nobody here even knows

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[kickinupduster]

*Duster, with a cold Rope Snake wrapped around his neck, looks on with great curiosity!*

Can I kick it?

[we_r_king]

No, no, no... Katamari are not for kicking!

...but kicking might be a new and interesting rule. Different, but maybe it won't be as silly as it sounds. You never know until you try it, we suppose.

[kickinupduster]

*Moves in closer, studying the katamari*

So what does it do?

[we_r_king]

It doesn't really do anything, but whoever uses it can pick up stuff and turn them into stars.

We normally have a tutorial stage for newbies, but it seems We are without one since the tutorial stage has shrunk too much.

[caninewarrior]

*is eying that ball*

...

*what, he may be a proud dog but...it's a ball. :|*

[we_r_king]

Be careful, Doggy. If this Katamari were bigger, it can roll you up, too!

[caninewarrior]

*and we're just going to give you a "Are you crazy?" look.*

[we_r_king]

Oh, silly Us! Dogs can't talk!

[magictrucygirl]

Mr. King! So that's what a katamari is!

[we_r_king]

Yes... but it is so small. It is like a small marble to us, and We are in dire need of a little someone to roll up more stuff to make it bigger.

[magictrucygirl]

Well gee Mr. King, everyone here is smaller than you!

[fancy_shooting]

*watches the Katamari while twirling a revolver around one finger* And why would you want to "introduce" such a thing?

[we_r_king]

We would like to introduce this marvelous thing to let everyone know of its existence. Something like that, We think. Katamari isn't for everyone, of course, but you never know until you try.

[fancy_shooting]

What exactly makes it so "marvelous"?

[we_r_king]

We think the creation of stars and planets through such a simple thing as a Katamari is pretty marvelous.

[gurugurugungnir]

...That's a pretty big ball. But I guess for you it's really tiny! Your head looks familiar somehow.

[we_r_king]

45 cm? It shouldn't be that big, even for a small human like you.

[gurugurugungnir]

Well, I guess not... Thought it was bigger for some reason.

[we_r_king]

We do have bigger ones, but they should be saved for those who know how to handle Katamari. Newbies start out small.