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Valjean + [002]

Dec 22, 2009 10:12

Who: Valjean and ALL OF SOMARIUM! Come one, come all.
Where: Everywhere! But specifically, inside of your houses.
Style: First!
Status: Open to all! Ho Ho Ho!

[You see a jolly old man in a red suit and hat.

He is not fat. Instead, he is built like a linebacker.

He is currently breaking open your front door.]

[OOC: Christmas Eve post for ( Read more... )

jean valjean, keiichi maebara, elizabeth bennet, sunny gurlukovich, luc, javert, spencer reid, elliot march, naoya, polka, heather mason, yoite, alice liddell (original), roxas, austria (roderich edelstein), devil survivor mc (kiyoshi yamada), echo, death the kid, simon lewis, namine, kagura, xigbar, meryl silverburgh, cid highwind, england (arthur kirkland), kohane tsuyuri, monkey d. luffy, frederic francois chopin, belarus (natalia arlovskaya), yuuko ichihara, spain (antonio fernandez carriedo), ange ushiromiya, ace, sharon rainsworth, ken hidaka, minako aino, data, kazuki hihara, estelle sidos, shirou emiya, zuko, mai, phoenix wright, flynn scifo, chii, neku sakuraba, tamaki suoh

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echo_of_a_voice December 22 2009, 18:58:48 UTC

[It's really not a good idea to burst into a creepy bastard and his servant's home, you know. Fortunately, you get to deal with the lesser of two evils--

By which I mean, have Echo pointing a knife at you. I'm a total copycat, I know s-sob]

Who are you?

stole_bread December 22 2009, 19:59:09 UTC

[He's also going to stare at you.]

Father Christmas, of course.

echo_of_a_voice December 22 2009, 20:23:02 UTC

[Still pointing that knife]

What business do you have here?

stole_bread December 23 2009, 00:34:07 UTC

To leave a gift for you and any others that my reside here.

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idkmybffvaltiel December 22 2009, 19:00:57 UTC

[So, hearing someone break into her apartment made her get her gun out and was prepared to shoot until she saw an old man in a santa suit?]

What the hell are you doing in my apartment old man?

stole_bread December 22 2009, 20:01:05 UTC

[...A gun is a lot less easy to deal with than a knife. :(

He holds a hand up in surrender.]

I bear you no ill will. Father Christmas is only here to bring out gifts.

idkmybffvaltiel December 23 2009, 15:28:51 UTC

Father Christmas? You mean Santa?

[Lowers her gun with a sigh cause seriously, wtf]

You've got to be kidding me...

stole_bread December 23 2009, 16:12:25 UTC

Why would this be a prank? [Lowers his arm, glad to give her a jolly smile.]

I'm here to say that you've been a exceptionally good girl all year.

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harisenprincess December 22 2009, 19:01:34 UTC

[There Sharon was, sitting in a comfy chair in front of a tea table and waiting for Break to bring her some tea. Then suddenly suspicious noises starting coming from the door, but before she could appropriately react to them the door flies open with a bang. ]

What the--? Who're you?

[Have a rather disturbed young lady who is reaching for one of her most beloved paper fans. You better state you business fast, or we do not guarantee your safety. I swear, in her hands paper fans can become quite deadly.]

stole_bread December 22 2009, 20:00:01 UTC

HO HO HO!

Father Christmas, young one. I come bearing gifts for good children.

harisenprincess December 22 2009, 20:18:59 UTC

[askjhksfg; Have a look of bewilderment your way. We are lowering our fan, but do not expect us to lower our guard so soon though. Father Christmas? Does this celebration she'd been hearing about has a father? Though, wait... There was something else, she's certain...]

...S-Santa? Are you that Santa I've heard people talk about? But...

[Was she trying to make sense of Somarium? Clearly a mistakes, especially with the narrow bank of knowledge she had about this place.]

...certainly you could have knocked first, or something? Hasn't you mother ever taught you that barging into other peoples property without permission is rude?

stole_bread December 23 2009, 00:35:04 UTC

That is how Father Christmas works. Usually most people are sleeping when I make my arrival.

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1/? IDK homerun_k1 December 22 2009, 19:03:32 UTC

[Keiichi was just working on his presents, wrapping them when someone broke in?]

2/? homerun_k1 December 22 2009, 19:05:31 UTC

[There was no one he knew that would come in unannounced like that so obviously this was a burglar]

3/? IDK homerun_k1 December 22 2009, 19:10:45 UTC

[This was not good. He grabbed his bat and quietly got up, ready to swing at whoever it was.]

4/? homerun_k1 December 22 2009, 19:12:10 UTC

[When he saw the shadow of someone he then decided to swing with all his might--]

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1/3 lookatmybadge December 22 2009, 19:23:17 UTC

[Phoenix had been having a nice day. With everyone's presents done, he could relax and and settle in for the night.

Ah, this cup of coffee was perfection.]

2/4 I LIED lookatmybadge December 22 2009, 19:25:09 UTC

[-- AND THEN HIS DOOR IS BUSTED OPEN AND HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THI-]

lookatmybadge December 22 2009, 19:27:59 UTC

[And there goes his coffee. All over his face (it was somewhat refreshing, once you got passed the burning heat part), and for a few seconds, he's silent. Then-]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

DONE lookatmybadge December 22 2009, 19:31:35 UTC

[Now with burning beverage all over his face, he turns blindly towards the man that's broken his way into his apartment and screams some more, finally dying down to shout a short:]

LOOK I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY AND THE ONLY THING I HAVE IS THIS BADGE BUT I REALLY LOVE THIS BADGE SO I'D REALLY BE APPRECIATIVE IF YOU COULD JUST LEAVE [BREATHE] AND I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WORTH STEALING!

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