Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'... [02]

[we_r_king]

Who: The King of All Cosmos, and whoever would like to join
Where: Frolicking(?) around Espoir
Style: I'm using first, but switching is perfectly fine!
Status: Opeeeeeeeeeeeen like my heart

*see king roll, rolling a giant katamari... being in its path may be dangerous. it's only picking up little things at the moment, because the king is being very

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[neraiutsuze]

[Lol what the hell is going on here.

Neil just stands some ways away, watching with amusement, before he calls out:] What is that thing?

[we_r_king]

It is the all-too-fabulous Katamari, of course. Would you like to "take a whack at it"?

~*New Achievement: You have freaked the Undertaker out*~

[undertakerlol]

[For once, the Undertaker is not smiling. He stares wide eyed at the thing that's rolling. He stares for a moment before his grin returns.]

I say~ What the hell is that thing~?

ooooh we'd like that on a plaque please

[we_r_king]

Hm? What thing? We are currently carrying lots of things.

*is referring to the various things stuck on the katamari as well hurhur*

[undertakerlol]

The whole thing~ [Gestures to the giant ball-thing....is it a ball? He's not sure.]

[we_r_king]

It's a Katamari. What else?

[bigassmachete]

[Takes a few steps out of her cottage when she sees that passing by]

..........e-eh??

[She's gonna have to do a double take on this one]

[we_r_king]

*rolls back around, whistling to himself*

Good day! ♥

[bigassmachete]

[Oh! Now she remembers who he is!]

H-hello. I-is this that katamari you were talking about in one of your dreams?

[we_r_king]

We suppose you could say that. We are always talking about Katamari, and Katamari Damacy as well.

[compiling]

W-wha...!

[Whoa. That's some large ball being rolled around by a large brightly colored figure...humanoid...demon? The last few things he encountered of that size were all attempting to become the King of Bel, become master of the demon forces of the underworld, conquer reality, and/or destroy God.

But it...he seemed not-hostile. And brightly and cheerfully colored, in a friendly and amicable sort of way.

...

The lack of "RAAAAAR I AM HERE TO EAT YOUR BLOOD AND YOUR BONES!" is a good sign.]

Huh. What is that?

[we_r_king]

*yes, we are not a horrible flesh-eating demon ;3; we are nice and beautiful and fabulous*

What is what?

[compiling]

[...you sure? Because if you squint and tilt your head you look somewhat like something that would jump out of Minato's head.

...well. The fact that the question wasn't met by a "RAAAAAAAAAR I AM THE DESTROYER OF SOULS" also helps.]

The ball. [Indicates the aforementioned katamari.] It seems rather good at picking up items though I can't see how.

[we_r_king]

*that is sooooo rude >:U ♥ but we are glad you still believe us*

Really? Well, that's just its purpose: rolling up things to make it bigger and bigger. As for the complicated reasons behind how it actually sticks to the Katamari.... well, that stuff is really boring so We don't feel like explaining it.

[phantomhivemind]

[Ciel can't help but stare in mingled horror and disgust at this...person and this...thing he's rolling around. So bright. So colorful. So tacky. Is he a circus escapee?]

What. [This seems to be all he can manage at the moment.]

[we_r_king]

*rolls in place, stopping in front of the teeny tiny person; he reminds us too much of the prince '3'*

We're not quite sure if you're making a statement, or trying to ask us a question.

[phantomhivemind]

[It speaks.]

...I'm not sure either. [After a pause:] And you are...

[we_r_king]

We are the King of All Cosmos.