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[blacklegcook]

Who: Sanji & Samus | Anyone else who wants to jump in~
Where: Tunnels
Style: Whatever you're comfortable with. :3
Status: Open | Takes place after This (backdated to tunnel event)

[Sanji is patting himself down, trying to get all the shitty dirt out of his clothes & hair. Each step he takes has a pronounced limp to them; one he's ignoring.]Tch

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[blacklegcook]

[scowls not liking having to admit it.]

J-Just get rid of them!! I can't stand all those shitty little legs and they're ugly as hell!

[blacklegcook]

O-Oi, wait a minute!

[There was a part of him that really hated this fear of his. Swallowing hard and squeezing his eyes tight he ignores the feeling of creepy shit crawling so near and half ran as best he could through them to follow.]

Tch, damn bastard...[he muttered under his breath. He would have gone into a tirade of other choice names and curses, but he could tell by the way the air blew that they were coming closer to a more open area.]

...You might need that weird scanning shit of yours again.

[blacklegcook]

[despite his leg, he was ready for any fight that would occur as he edged closer.]

If there's a guard that means there's something important to protect, or at least there might have been.

[peaks around the tunnel's opening only to pull back, wide-eyed]

There are only so many shitty things that should exist! What the hell is a thing like that doing roaming tunnels?!

[noctaere]

[The massive sphinx grunts, obviously perturbed to be disturbed from its slumber. It shakes its head and lengthy mane and yawwwwwns, revealing sharp, pointy teeth.]

You're too loud, human.

[It scratches the back of its head sleepily.]

I can hear you too clearly from here.

[noctaere]

[Slowly, the sphinx shifts its gaze to stare through Samus's visor. Its gaze is penetrating; can he see the woman behind the mask? He sure acts like it.

Instead of answering her question, it gives her one of its own.]

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

[It snorts.]

Quietly. Human voices carry, and I have brothers. They are not friendly in the mornings.

[blacklegcook]

[Wasn't expecting such a weird question.]

Oi, Samus. [is speaking in much quieter tones]

Do you understand what this shitty-thing is asking?

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[blacklegcook]

[blacklegcook]

...I don't think it's that sort of question.

[blacklegcook]

[Is trying to ponder the meaning]

Geez, obviously we can't get around him unless we answer the shitty thing...Tch...[Chewing on his cigarette as he consider his options. There had to be a way to distract the stupid thing long enough...Oh!]

...I have an idea. [rifles through his pocket to pull out the dreamberry.]

I'll blind it with the flash, and from there we make a break for it.