Tsume ⊗ 004

[distantwolf]

Who: Tsume and whoever
Where: ...IN THE VILLAGE. Sitting. In a tree. ...Yeah. He's uh. Chillin'.
Style: Whichever
Status: OPEN. Bug the wolf. He's too much of a loner.

[He's really just sitting on that tree branch all nice and comfy, out of the sun. He might look like he's napping but he's not! He's very much awake but not really caring what's

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ino comes later, rofl

[kickasskittycat]

...Feh. I thought I smelled a mutt in the general vicinity.

[HURRHURR GUESS WHO'S STROLLING UP TO YOUR TREE NOW, LMFAO. ...And guess who's speaking in a manly voice.]

LOL FINALLY TAGGING >_>; ...And what you TOTALLY reused that line.

[distantwolf]

And I smelled your stench miles away. Your point?

[not even opening his eyes but uh. What the hell voice. Nooot showing the surprise though. He's cool. yeah.]

....i'm lazy. SUE ME.

[kickasskittycat]

How witty. You only reinforce my belief that all dogs need a muzzle.

[stretches slightly, her tail swishing as she glances up at the limb he's perched on. Is she going to climb up there? Hell yes she is.]

WELL. I used the same one too so. GO US LAZY BUMS.

[distantwolf]

And you confirm my belief that all cats are good chew toys.

[he knows you're coming up there but he's not doing anything.

...yet.]

have a butler :|

[chainsawofdeath]

[walking by, minding his own business up to no good, when he notices a man in a tree]

E-Excuse me, Sir?! I-Is everything okay!!?

Gonna get me some tea? :|

[distantwolf]

[just going to open one eye to glance down at the weirdo]

Does it look like I'm not?

it probably won't be very good :|

[chainsawofdeath]

A-Are you stuck?! O-Oh no!! Sir, I can help you down!! I can get somebody if you need help!! [freaking out here] Oh my... W-What to do...

Fail 8|

[distantwolf]

[...what is WRONG with you.]

I'm not stuck, idiot. I'm fine. So stop freaking out.

[not_a_porker]

I didn't know wolves liked to hide in trees.

[distantwolf]

[who said he was hiding? but anyway ignoooooooooooooring.]

[not_a_porker]

[SHUT UP I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT]

Oh, don't even try that. I know you heard me!

[distantwolf]

[what? was that a fly?]

... Have another cat. Whooo looks like a weird cosplayer.

[lives_inmemory]

[Those annoying bells that are suddenly ringing will probably wake the poor wolf up. Cheshire's sitting on a tree right above him, peering down with a bored expression. Tsume, you're... In the way of the bird he's stalking.]

Hey, you. Move.

....rotflmao.

[distantwolf]

[well he's not asleep so he can't wake up...but it DOES annoy him a bit. Since when did the cat population grow?]

You have legs. You move.

[lives_inmemory]

[He frowns a little and points with a large paw... Hand... Thing... To a bird at the end of the branch Tsume is on.]

Cheshire can't because you're blocking the way. Obviously.

[distantwolf]

[glances at the bird before raising a leg and slamming it against the branch.

Bye bye birdie :D]

Well now there's not a problem.

[androgynetic]

[O hai, there's a purply figure taking a nap right under your tree. Snoring. LOUDLY. Not his fault you picked the biggest, leafiest, shadiest tree to chill in.]

[distantwolf]

[...can't a wolf you know just CHILL in PEACE? 8| JEEZ. Anyway, just going to reach up, break off a good sized branch...and just let it fall right on your ugly face.]

1/?

[androgynetic]

[And because we're just too damn pretty to take a branch to the face, we're going to roll to the left in our sleep, just out of the way of the branch. The loud 'FWUMPCRASH' next to our head does more or less wake us up,though, and we're lookin' straight at you, Tsume.]

Damnit, Revive, that was Ribbons' favorite mirro--

2/?

[androgynetic]

[Waitasec.]