Prince Philip / 001

[philip_charming]

Who: Philip and Anyone who dares.
Where: The streets of Espoir
Style: Any which way, I'm easy
Status: Opened wide, just for YOU!

Comments

[dere_reiten]

[Natsuo stops in front of the horse and stares up at it. He then looks at the prince. He just stares at him. Natsuo is wearing a female-esque outfit (minus the hat) with a coat over it since it was warned to be nippy outside. His cat ears quirk up.]

Ne. Are you in cosplay or something?

[philip_charming]

[Okay, this is one of the strangest things Philip has ever seen. (And he's seen what goblins do in their off hours.) Looking like a rather trashy girl, sounding (relatively) like a boy, with the ears of a CAT? And use of incomprehensible foreign gibberish-words dropped right into normal speech! WTF, man... person... creature?]

I... have no idea what that is, but something I am 'in' is 'in need of a way home.' Do you know where to find the castle, my good... individual?

[Meanwhile, the horse is just trying to decide whether you have any food. Shape, gender, species, blah blah WHERE ARE TASTIES FOR CRUNCHING]

LOL TRASHY [and ediiiit]

[dere_reiten]

[He just stares at him with his one eye and starts laughing]

Really? It's like some bad medieval time movie.

[He tilts his head]

There isn't a castle here. Well, there is, but apparently it's all crashed to the ground and stuff. I wasn't there when it happened, but that's what I heard.

If you wanna go there, be my guest, but I dunno what you're going to find there.

Besides, you're not home anymore.

[He looks at the horse]

Ne...stop that.

Bodice + short pantaloons = WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[philip_charming]

[Greeeeat. He can see why this person got cursed so bad (because really, what else could it be) in the first place, if he/she/it? was this rude to everyone. Even so, he'll take the high road; he IS a prince, after all.

...Annnd then he processed all the information that got laid out.]

Wait, what? The castle was... but I'm not-

Okay, okay. First things first. If I'm not home, where am I? And how do I get back? This is supposed to be my wedding day!

[Naaah, the horse is just going to keep looking suspiciously at Natsuo. He might not have any food (though that remains a possibility), but he smells odd.]

[madcuriosity]

What a handsome horse! [A soft soprano said near him.] He's so big! [Alice had been walking down the street when she saw the horse.]

[philip_charming]

[OH NO!

You have discovered the heroic Samson's secretest of all his secret weaknesses: FLATTERY! Beware, Miss Liddell, for now you have to deal with a big white horse making a happyface and whickering at you! Indeed, there may be some presenting of his nose, in case you wanted to pet it.

For his part, the prince beside will just punch Samson's shoulder lightly and chuckle.] Seems you've got another fan, eh boy? Well, try not to spend too much time playing around.

[This earns Philip a whuff and resigned headshake; FINE fine, he'll just enjoy the charming little girl's adoration and pampering just a LITTLE BIT. But hopefully she's not going to be shy about the nosepetting!]

[madcuriosity]

[She does want to pet him! She instantly starts rubbing his muzzle and is very close to cooing. She smiles shyly at Phillip.]

Hello, sir.

[philip_charming]

[There, you see? THAT'S a good humangirl; more people need to be like you. Just for your gracious attention to his muzzle, he'll come in and give her a nuzzle! Because tiny humangirls are awesome, even if they don't have any treats.

...She doesn't have any treats, right? She's not holding out on him, is she.

Philip, on the other hand, is removing his hat and giving an elegant, sweeping bow.] And a hello to you, young Miss. Tell me, do you know how to find the castle from here? Your new playmate [Complete with a discreet horsenudge] and I seem to have lost our way.