Yu Kanda // 03 // log // ~ is this war ~

[deludedinfinity]

Who: deludedinfinity, walk_in_grey, crystal_waltz, noahhobo, pink_star_rider, ainoakuma and somarium
Where: Espoir, Kanda's Allen's household
Style: whichever!
Status: open as long as you have a reason to be there~
Summary: Walker's aced the pie eating contest and now revenge seeking locals decide to bombard Cheating Boy A's house with... more food

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[walk_in_grey]

Allen hadn't run that much since the last time he'd run into one of his master's debt collectors. Honestly being a parasitic was such a double edged sword. In his panic to get away he had headed straight home hoping to be able to lose the mob by then. Vain hope as the food kept sailing past his head and into the house by a window.

He expected Lenalee to come out first. His expectations were wrong as he heard the vulgar battlecry followed quickly by a barrage of food he recognized with horror.

"That's MY FOOD"

[deludedinfinity]

And there was the cause of this greasy, sugary hell in the form of a cursed boy. "Stand your ground and fight, coward," Kanda growled at him completely disregarding the horrified cry as he now threw eggs at where he estimated the hidden attackers' heads to be, most of it hitting with scary accuracy like tiny explosive bombshells.

[walk_in_grey]

"That is my food you're throwing!" Allen snapped back and lunged to catch some of the eggs only to get pelted in the face by one of the remaining cream pies.

[deludedinfinity]

Kanda seriously looked like he was about to burst laughing, but, of course, he did not. That and the following moment he had to duck as yet another cream pie flied through where his head was just a moment ago and splattered over the opposite wall.

It was time to get ugly.

The next artillery piece whistling out the window like an airbomb of doom was a jar filled with what looked like prized, grandma-quality jam.

[ainoakuma]

Flonne was actually going to get something to eat when she was hit with something. Food? She looked to see what was going on as she saw Allen and Kanda throwing food at each other. She let out a sigh, doing her best to dodge the food.

"What are you guys doing?" she asked.

[walk_in_grey]

"Flonne! Quick take cover" Allen warned just as a large tomato came flying through the open window.

[ainoakuma]

Flonne was about to question this, but she noticed the tomato and dodged it. She hid behind the wall. "Why are you guys throwing food at each other?" she asked.

[walk_in_grey]

"Because" he dodged back under the window as the mob outside threw a collection of other vegetable and fruit. "I am trying to get him to stop!" he finished his sentence before a series of peaches and oranges pelted the back of his head bursting spectacularly.

[deludedinfinity]

[It does take a while, but Kanda does notice him, and throws a jar with pudding at what he assumes to be the thing's forehead.]

Fuck, one's trying to sneak in.

[deludedinfinity]

[um w h a t.]

[Although, now that he does look at the thing, it definitely doesn't look like one of the locals.]

[In fact, it is a blob.]

[...that concept seems familiar somehow.]

[RIGHT, they've got one living here. Did it get a colour change?]

...Then get out.

[noahhobo]

The Noah stepped out of the house, only to narrowly be missed by a barrage of food being thrown at their home. Well, that was certainly unexpected to say the least. He blinked for a brief moment as he looked on at the individuals who were actually throwing food at them, compared to the one who was retaliating to the attacks by the locals. Certainly, these people didn't really expect him to pay attention to the fact that the little exorcist kids going out and having lives. But this was a little extreme.

All in all, he expected more out of you, Yu!

Tyki came up from behind Yu, brow arched as he watched Kanda continue the onslaught against the attackers from town. "Are we being attacked, Yu~"

[deludedinfinity]

kdflsjf what is it with Noah creepers and coming up from behind that is just wrong. And irritating. Kanda twitches as he glances back, but he's got priorities right now. After all the bastard inhabiting their house is news old enough for him to have gotten somewhat used to it. Doesn't mean he's not trying to kill him anymore when opportunity is good, of course.

"Just some morons," Kanda snapped back as he flung a ham out. "And stop using that name."