Bumblebee ♫ 001

[moebotbee]

Who: moebotbee and all of somarium
Where: Somni downtown
Style: Starts in first, but I'll match
Status: OPEN!!!! Come try to highjack the Camero. Or freak out at a car driving on its own!

[It had already been a few hours since Bumblebee had awakened in that wet field. It had unnerved the soldier not to be able to dig through his circuits to find how he had found

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[lilcharmedwitch]

[Gwendolen shoots a glare over her shoulder. She's never seen an automobile like that before. Must be a car form other world. But she's pretty sure it's following her.]
All right, is there anyone driving you, or do you have a spell on you

[moebotbee]

[From the reaction of the small woman, Bee can only assume that she's rarely seen cars, let alone cars that could drive themselves. Though there is nothing 'magical' to the Camaro, Bumblebee chooses to humor the young lady. The radio changes channel on its own]

'I put a spell on you
Because you're mine.
I can't stand the things that you do.
No, no, no, I ain't lyin'. No.'

[lilcharmedwitch]

[Oh, so it semed to have some intelligence of some kind?]
Hmph!
[She marched over and tried to peek inside, seing if there was anyone in there] All right, what's going on!

[moebotbee]

[Of some sort?!?! Little lady, this car has the best CPU available in the whole universe.

The inside of the car is empty of any driver or passengers, and it's clean, modern and elegant. The radio changes channel again]

▒░▒...Ma'am!▒░▒ I need help▒░▒...Ma'am!▒░▒

[heavenlyfinale]

[Tifa knew the feeling of being followed. She knew the feeling of having to look over her shoulder just to make sure nothing was there, that nothing was out to get her.

But seeing a car? In Somarium? It was a bit weird. She had never seen one around here before, and frankly, all of the cars and trucks in Edge weren't this nice. Finally, she stopped, turning around slowly.]

So... I take it you need help, huh?

[moebotbee]

[In the five years Bumblebee had come to live on the Earth, he had learned to appreciate all the beauty the planet could offer: landscape, art and women. When the brunette he is following turns around, the Autobot has to give her that she's a fine specimen of the human race. She is truly the type of lady Sam would go for. Except that the young man isn't noticing them anymore. Still, Bumblebee can't help but be happy to be addressed by the female and he lets her know.]

'Pretty woman, won't you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn't help see
Pretty woman
That you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me
Rawr'

[heavenlyfinale]

[Well, isn't Bee a little flirt. She's not sure whether to be flattered or annoyed, so she'll take the first. A smile is given, and she turns around fully, heading over to the car. She lays a hand on the hood.]

What can I help you with then?

[moebotbee]

[He takes that after Sam. And maybe a little after looking up at Jazz. The engine purrs like a pleased cat when she touches the hood and Bee quickly answers her]

▒░▒...Where is this place, son?...▒░▒

first!

[zerointegrity]

[Having gone to get some groceries and other odds-and-ends for himself and his sister (and the witch, if she's interested), Lelouch is making his way through Somni with a few purchases to go in their newly renovated home in Espoir.

He had taken note of the bright yellow car earlier, but paid it no attention other than to make a mental note of having seen something quite unusual for Somarium. After a few minutes, it became quite apparent that the bright yellow car was more than just your run-of-the-mill vehicle.

Normal vehicles do not operate without a driver.

They also don't follow you as you walk down the sidewalk.]

Hm.

[He glances back over his shoulder once more, the yellow car coming to a stop just as his head begins to turn, before he continues on with his walk. Without turning around, he speaks.]

Is there anything in particular you need help with?

[moebotbee]

[Okay, maybe bright yellow isn't exactly the color of stealth. Especially not in this world where cars are far and few in between. Still, he has to give the young man a nod for noticing him. Bumblebee rolls a bit faster to pull right to the man's level, opening the driver's door, the radio buzzing slightly]

♬ ♪ ♫ Home, I need to go home.

[zerointegrity]

[He raises an eyebrow at the car, bending a bit to peer into the now open car.]

Unfortunately, this is your new home, Somarium. As far as I know, there's no way to voluntarily leave.

[A brief pause.

This is obviously not your average automobile... But what is it, exactly? Some sort of automaton? A robot? Perhaps a variation of the Knightmare similar to the Tristan that Gino Weinberg piloted? No... The Knightmares are unable to operate without a pilot like this vehicle is doing... and Knightmares don't speak, either.

He rests a hand on the roof of the car, taking another look inside.]

I've never seen anything quite like you.

[moebotbee]

[There's an electronic whine that sounds rather disappointed as the man tells him he is stuck in this world. This is not really want Bumblebee wanted to hear.]

▒░▒...Are you ♬ ♪ ♫ sure?▒░▒

[The car doesn't do anything as the young human looks inside. The Autobot sigle is clearly visible on the steering wheel, the bumblebee air refreshner dangling for the mirror. Beside that, it looks like a regular car. Yet, the radio buzzes again]

♬ ♪ ♫ More than meets the eyes♬ ♪ ♫

[Sorry Sam, that line is perfect for this.]

[_devil_inside]

[Okay, so. The devil hunter had been making his "rounds", or "gallivanting around on his motorcycle for kicks because he's awesome like that" but has to stop at the sight of a very familiar car.

Cue Dante leaning one arm on the handlebars and whistling softly through his teeth.]

Well, sunofabitch, never thought I'd see one here.

[moebotbee]

[The Autobot has been around humans long enough to be able to hear the subtilities of their tone of voice and he knows the man admiring the car knows what he's talking about. And the whistle can only boost the car's ego. Bumblebee roars the engine to life, veering the motor a few times before letting it purr. He waits for the man to come closer, not thinking that this can also be taken as an open invitation to drag race. Not that it matters, Bee is build for speed and stealth.]

[_devil_inside]

[The fact that there's no one behind the wheel isn't lost on the devil hunter. But then, this world is anything but sane, so Dante isn't really worried. He's armed, after all.

But he can't help but smile in appreciation at the roaring horses under that hood; God above, that's a fine-ass vehicle. He shakes his head in impressed amusement.]

How the fuck'd you get here anyway?

[A rhetorical question; it's a car, after all.]

[moebotbee]

[Yes that ass is quite fine indeed. Just don't grab it, Bee will be very confused by that. The engine still purrs, as if the car is a cat being petted. At the man's question, the channel changes on the radio and the sound of an alarm clock can be heard, followed by a loud yawn. Yup, the car 'woke' up in this world, Dante.]

[smokinfighter]

(Being a stalker himself, it didn't take Soubi long to notice and then become annoyed by the car following him. He did find it interesting that no one was driving the car though. He went down an ally before stopping completely and walking over to the car. His tone is dry, but interested as he gets a better look.)

I can't fix cars, if that's the kind of help you want.

[moebotbee]

[The car follows him into the alley, not seemingly worried about being cut off from the rest of the population with a stranger. Why would the Autobot be worried? Once in his 'bot mode, he is over 17 feet tall and armed to the teeth. Not that he can ever harm a human, but he knows he sure can scare them away. The radio buzzes as Bumblebee changes channels to find the right ones to convey his thoughts]

▓▒▓...No fixin' needed...▓▒▓...Location needed. I need to...▓▒▓...phone home...

[smokinfighter]

[hmm. Soubi was still new enough to find a talking car odd. At this point, he's not sure that he would ever find things like that normal though. He leaned on the car a little so he could get a better view of its inner workings and the stereo.]

So a car has a home? [he allows a little smile] Your driver, hmm? [he shows his dream berry to the... dash board? this was very odd.] Did you have something like this in your.. self? It's how you can see if your driver is here. Otherwise there isn't any way to get contact with what's outside of this place.

LAST EDIT I SWEAR!!! orz

[moebotbee]

[The stereo plate of the radio is suddenly pushed forward and component per component, it transforms into what looks like an iPhone. The screen is turned toward the blond man and a window pops up:]

Contact list....
Command: search.....Samuel Witwicky....USER NOT FOUND
Command: search.....Optimus Prime....USER NOT FOUND
Command: search.....Ratchet....USER NOT FOUND
Command: search.....Iron Hide....USER NOT FOUND
Command: search.....Lt Colonel William Lennox....USER NOT FOUND

[The list goes on and on, but the message is clear, the car can't find any of its friends in this world.]