Korea | 005

[choru]

Who: choru and somarium!
Where: The plaza in Somni.
Style: I'll match whatever you throw at me, bbys.
Status: OPEN LIKE AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET.

[Taiwan left so Korea is a little lonely. He's decided to correct this by waving around a sign and stopping anybody who approaches him.]

Hey, want a hug? They're free!

Comments

[mudbloodhater]

[oh god. Oh god.

[Draco pointedly avoids Korea, circling as far around him as possible. Hopefully luck stays with him.]

[choru]

[Nope. Korea has spotted Draco. And he is charging right at him.]

Hey! Come here!

[mudbloodhater]

[dammit. There is no way to escape without being obvious.]

Why?

[choru]

[He shoves the sign at him.]

Free hugs!

[choru]

[Korea shivers, looking around. Why is it cold? He rubs his arms, following the chill and looking up to see Russia.

Hi.

...He's not saying anything.]

[choru]

Annyong!

[Korea holds his sign a little lower. He gets a chill just looking at Russia. Hugging him would be like ice cubes...]

[silentlipsofsin]

[ Morrigan had been wandering around the plaza in her human form. When she spotted the man with the strange sign, she approached him and held out her arms. ]

Oh come here then.

[choru]

[CHECK OUT THOSE BABIES. Korea practically runs toward her.]

Here I cooome!!

[silentlipsofsin]

[ And she grabs him and hugs him. ]

How cute.

[choru]

[Hugging... Hugging...]

Can I get a little closer?

[invisibleeffect]

[...he should really expect such things from Korea.]

Has that even worked yet?

[choru]

[Two thumbs up, bro.]

You bet!

[invisibleeffect]

Willingly?

[choru]

They're not stubborn like big bro.

[SPARKLING. See how handsome he is? Who wouldn't want to hug this?]

[gesangvoll]

[And hi Korea, he's just walking past you. He does not want free hugs, nor does he want to discuss the finer points of gaebul with you. Spoilers: that's because there are no fine points to gaebul.]

[choru]

[You are not cultured to talk about gaebul's many fine points. Korea will not hesitate to educate Austria. Watch him run up to the other country and point at his sign.]

Where are you going? Didn't you see?

[gesangvoll]

[He is too cultured to discuss gaebul with Korea. Gaebul is borderline pornographic! But anyway, he stops and reluctantly looks at the sign, then to Korea, then to the path he was walking, before (again reluctantly) looking back to Korea.]

Didn't I see what? [because there is nothing to see here, really.]

[choru]

[You're not man enough for gaebul, Austria? Korea waves the sign excitedly.]

You have to give me one now!