dodging microbes

[somari]

Now that my sister is running to the bathroom every 15 minutes, it's apparent that over the course of the past four days, everybody in my house has contracted the same stomach ailment. That is, everybody except me. I'm trying to remain extra-careful about my contact with them, at least for the next couple of days, because after taking three days

Comments

[eurkos]

You could also set fire to your family members. It's the best way to kill viruses.

[atomsku]

clearly, you are the harbringer of this calamity. it has rewarded you by sparing you its rage.