WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY?

[somanyups_downs]

You're all off partying in that bloody castle without me, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!?!!!!!

Riku, I'd think you would at least have the courtesy to invite your BOYFRIEND!!!

And Axel, you'd better not be getting it on with Roxas because I'll know, remember?

Goddamn all you bastards with your ridiculously sexy pleather jackets and stupid exclusive boy's

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[yaruyaruyaru]

Sora, no one's getting it on with anyone.

Chill out. Do you have any idea how suffocating this castle can be, man? Saix suggested we go see Saw IV and relax for once. So Riku and I went. No biggie.

Come visit us. Castle's not that far if you take the tram to Betwixt and Between. We could use some cheeriness around here.

[somanyups_downs]

Did you just say "relax" and "Saw IV" in the same sentence? *shudders* There is something seriously wrong with you, Axel.

And I wanted to see Saw IV too. With Riku. So I could freak out and hide under his arm.

Tram. TRAM? *looks around* Oh yeah, let's see. Ocean, ocean, ocean... I'M ON A FUCKING ISLAND, AXEL.

[yaruyaruyaru]

Saw IV was HILARIOUS.

OOC: Seriously though, when Rue and I weren't crying and hiding our faces from the screen, we were laughing our asses off. xD

I think our little artistic prince, Riku wants to draw a comic about it. It'll be sure to send you into a grin. We were manly, oh yeah baby.

Under his arm? Puh-leeze, your face would be buried in his crotch. OOC:LOLOL WE DID THAT WITH RUE'S AXEL AND MY ROXAS PLUSHIE XD

YEAH YOU'RE ALSO THE KEYBLADE MASTER. Stick your keyblade into some keyhole (getcha mind out of the gutter) and unlock a path to the castle. For someone who's gonna "save the world" you sure are blunt.

[somanyups_downs]

*snort* Yeah Axel, you're definitely manly. Dude, have you LOOKED at yourself in the mirror lately? Those child-bearing hips don't lie.

...keyblade...maste... OH FUCK I AM AN IDIOT.

[rukusodo]

Ha, what party?
This bloody castle is as dull as a door knob.
Relax kid. You aren't missing a thing.

All I do is sit on my arse all day, and play poker online.
I presume, not your idea of fun, neh?

You think of something better to do, throw out the suggestion.
Jeez, kids these days. . .

[somanyups_downs]

Anything's gotta be better than this bloody island, Luxord. At least there's PEOPLE in the castle and not just obnoxious schoolgirls.

*grumbles* I'm not a kid! All you guys ever do is pick on me. *pout*

[meguriaukagi]

You know if you want company all you have to do is say so.

While those two went out to the movies I was here, by myself. I would have come to visit.

[somanyups_downs]

Jeez, our boyfriends sure do like leaving us behind, don't they?

Come over ANY time, Roxas. Please, gawd.

[meguriaukagi]

Yeah, seriously from now on let's just blow them off together everyday alright?

I can see you are just dying for company. I'll come visit you really soon, alright?

[somanyups_downs]

Hey, it seems to be what they're doing to us, ne?

Wait...did you say 'blow them together'? O_o

You'd better. Or I'll start masturbating constantly. I bet having a constant erection would keep you on your toes.