I wrote a shitty speech while working at Wal-Mart in a dream.
I woke up and the Wal-Mart and my uniform were gone, but I remembered the speech.
I think I need to set unsconcious-employment standards bar higher.


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It's a race to bed.

I went to Sebastopol on Friday when laguna park and morris street were flooded and watched little mice swim hurriedly about. A feral cat stood on a fencepost, surrounded by water, not willing to get wet. A river otter leisurely explored lots of new territory. The baseball field looked weird full of water.

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De-Throne the Ankylosaurus!

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I saw Pride and Prejudice and actually liked it. It wasn't as good as Bride and Prejudice, though.

Today I discovered that someone had covertly placed a Minnie Mouse antenna ball on my car.

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On my last two full days abroad my initial plans to return to beautiful Glen Coe and bleak Rannoch Moor fell through, leaving me with a large amount of time with nothing to do. Sitting in the epic expanse of Nick's chandaliered living-room, I formulated a plan: in my remaining two days, I would walk from the capital of Scotland to England. An ( Read more... )