When unicorns cry the Earth shifts off its axis a little...

[soloreader18]

...Which as we all know, leads us ever closer to the Apocalypse.  So I really need you to be aware and stop making the unicorns cry.  This includes killing them and drinking their blood to preserve yourself in a tormented half-immortality Voldy, so just stop that right now!

Thus went my conversation this morning with my potential new roommate.  Oh

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[marianndashwood]

Your "potential new roommate" comment got this song stuck in my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRsi3hFNlgE

I think that's one of my main purposes here in this world; to recognize and promulgate the kinds of songs you can never get out of your head.

[soloreader18]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Dolly Pardon may have gotten classier with age! She looks terrifying in that video. But the song was fun. And I'm pretty sure it will get stuck in my head so well done you!