[FIC] (True Blood) Dear Diary [Property of Jessica Hamby] (or My Two Daddies)

Aug 26, 2009 13:41

Title: Dear Diary [Property of Jessica Hamby] (or My Two Daddies)
Rating: G
Pairing/Characters: Jessica Hamby, Bill Compton/Eric Northman (True Blood)
Word Count: 1,184
Disclaimer: The following story is untrue and does not reflect in any way the characters from the book or the tv show. I make no profit off from this.
Summary: Jessica writes in her ( Read more... )

#fandom, fiction: crack, fiction, fandom: true blood

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hollycore August 26 2009, 20:51:59 UTC
This is adorable. Well written. Are you going to do a couple more?

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solookup August 26 2009, 23:02:09 UTC
I just might! I hope to write an actual fic, maybe also from Jessica's point of view. The small anecdotes are fun when I'm writing at midnight when I should be sleeping ;)

Thank you!

(dead like me icon? :D?)

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levitatethis August 26 2009, 21:35:26 UTC
This is hysterical! Put a huge grin on my face. I quite enjoy Jessica's "voice" here and her/your description of Bill (who I enjoy with all this obsessive recycling quirks) is incredibly funny. I also got a kick out of Bill and Eric's relationship.

I hadn't seen that picture before. Instant favourite.

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solookup August 26 2009, 23:03:58 UTC
TV!Eric and TV!Bill definitely have more chemistry than they have in the books. All the scenes they have together are hilarious, even the one where Bill punched Eric.

(Book!Sookie and Book!Eric are my favourite though!)

Thank ya!

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solookup August 26 2009, 23:06:41 UTC
I still pretend those orgy scenes are someone's weird nightmare that I got a glimpse on. I don't see the point, Alan Ball!

I like Sookie* (she's just so compassionate and well intending), but I can see how she would get annoying.
I think Jessica (at least in this story) sees Sookie as a threat to Eric in Bill's relationship. TO ME. AND THIS CRACK STORY.

Bill's recycling should be in every tv-verse fanfic. And his constant yelling (a la Church scene).

Even in the book, Sookie has that relationship with Sam. It's really weird.

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midiilovesyou August 26 2009, 22:12:12 UTC
Hehe this was really cute and funny. I really loved:

But by the time the talking’s done and the two emerged again, Bill was all :D, while Eric just kept smirking. Even a girl like me knew what was happening during their “vampire business”.

and

Last time I ventured over to Sookie’s, there were weird naked people doing some weird shit. I don’t even want to know. What I saw cannot be unseen. Damn, and I’m going to live for a long time too. Damn. Damn. Damn.

Haha this entire story was really funny. Jessica is such an awesome character. xD

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solookup August 26 2009, 23:08:34 UTC
I wish Jessica wasn't a permanent virgin! That takes out all the fun she could have in the future. Tsktsk.

BILL AND ERIC ARE DESTINED FOREVAH. TV!Bill, please get away from Suckeh.

Yeah ignore meeee.

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srmarybadass August 26 2009, 23:22:42 UTC
AHAHAHA THIS IS GREAT. I LOL-ED.

TWO DADS AND AN AUNT LOL.

please write more. you rock.

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solookup August 27 2009, 03:38:37 UTC
Thank you! I'll definitely write some more in the near future... I think ;)

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