Dead Wrong

[solo1y]

Here I am, zipping along 30,000 feet over the ground, getting kind of bored. I know, I'll flick through the SkyMall catalogue, which the airline has kindly placed in the seatback pocket in front of me. Ooh look! A zombie. Zombies are cool, right? Zombies rule!

At this point in the narrative, something went badly wrong, and we were forced to wrest

Comments

[fluffworld]

I once read an airline mag ad that claimed the item (an executive desktop pendulum) used "the power of real science to move". Not like all those inferior items that use fake science.
I wish I had taken a photo for prosperity, but P claims that the frothing and stabbing at the page was frightening the air-hostesses.

[fluffworld]

Also number 6 was clearly written by a guy on behalf of his Real Doll. Every time her boyfriend sees an amazingly realistic statue he has to have it. If you know what I mean.