Heat Sheet

[solo1y]

It's been 35 degrees Celsius in Riverside all week. For our American friends, in Farenheit, that's TOO HOT! Even seasoned Californians are slowing down. Signs that it's getting too hot include:

• The water from the cold tap is warmer than the water from the hot tap.
  
• People who are brown go one shade browner.
  
• Girls wearing very little look more

Comments

[battlepunk]

Gahaha, that is beautiful. The Terminator would be a fool not to take your advice to heart. Although this only makes me even less willing to move to California than I was before, which is saying somethin.

[redheadedtroll]

You need to mail that.

[solo1y]

The word "somewhere" is used three times within eleven words. This is unforgiveable. I don't blame him for not answering.