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[soliton]

OMG, my girlfriend is pregnant. I can't do this! My life isn't ready for this

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[abbadon777]

At least you had weapons!! Rock on!! :) It's a step in the right direction...next thing you know, you'll be flying without those bothersome helicopters, and making things go *boom* with just a thought :) :D

[soliton]

Yep, I'm just glad that I didnt have to face them with my bare hands, or in the dark, or while crawling through ventilation shafts or whatever other shitty circumstances my dreams like to throw at me.

[omnipotentmight]

Wait, I don't remember there being any helicopters in D^3. BTW, how far are you in the game? Beaten the CPU boss with the BFG9000 mutated into his body?

[soliton]

I'm taking it nice and slow. I think I'm Alpha Labs 2 or something. Just recently started encountering the Maggots, the little 2-headed demons.

[raymondsnake]

Stay away from my cat.

[soliton]

You tell HIM to stay away from ME, then.