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[solitary_ground]

Okay so I was thinking about Peter dressing up like a dominatrix and it is just SO COMPLETELY WRONG, you know? Because the hair for a start, and no sex worker would have hair like that, right? Unless it was some weird niche fetish thing? I don't really know much about fetish but it seems like Peter Hair would be a SUPER kinky thing

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[father_peter]

Oh, there's more! Goody gumdrops.

That boy would be Joel. He's a wonderful young man. And I'm very glad Dr Abby came through for you in the end there. I understand. I'm like that with tea.

[solitary_ground]

OH MY GOD THOSE ARE SO GOOD! Can I get some of those??

I totally needed the sugar which maybe isn't the best idea to have crazy violent demons hyped up on sugar but oh my god it's made me REALLY HAPPY so at least I won't be, like, trying to kill people and stuff cause happy people just don't murder.

[father_peter]

Oh! Yes, of course you can!

Which is why it just might be a good idea to have the sugar. I'm glad it made you happy.

[solitary_ground]

Do we have them at the hospital?? Wait, Deirdre can bring me some!

It's MEDICINAL.

[deirdre_ionuin]

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH SUPERKINKY!~

Yeah, no, he really is. I don't know that from personal experience, his wife just talks a lot.

YAY no killing! Want me to bring you goodies?!

[solitary_ground]

Oh god yes! Bring me things filled with sugar to make me even more hyper and then if you're there you can super power out if I go crazy anyway. Sweet!

[deirdre_ionuin]

OKAY! AWESOME!

[secondhandface]

Pfffff, you didn't scare me! just been a while since I saw Girl VS Machine that's all. Apart frm Terminator. Watched that last night. Not that a soda machine is anything like a Terminator, yknow?

[solitary_ground]

Hi Joel!

That machine bested me which is unfair. I guess they made it super strength good to keep people like us out or something. How long have you been here at the hospital? You're totally even younger than me, aren't you? Man, are there, like, children superpowereds here too?

Terminator is scary. Arnold Swazznegger is really freaky looking.

[secondhandface]

Aaaaaah year and a bit? How old are you anyway? And yeah there's totally younger demons than me around, and angels, but they're not as awesome. Hey have you met Connie? You guys should hang out...

Terminator is AWESOME.

[solitary_ground]

Eighteen - nineteen come July but.

Angels are all buzzy and I don't like being around them. They make me feel all weird and cravey.

I don't know Connie. Is she super powered too?

[twilightrobe]

Well, you know how it is. Peter is somebody's fetish. Actually, I think we've all got a pretty good idea of who that is...

And hey, I've tried to beat the crap out of vending machines before, so in the grand scheme of things, it's probably not something to feel too badly about.

[juniper_berries]

That being said, Paula, I wouldn't necessarily take Tamm's life experience as a guide to good, clean living.

Definitely not the clean.

[twilightrobe]

Hey! I was breeding that mould for science.

[juniper_berries]

So you say.

[in_spectre_mors]

I now have the urge to write a comedy song entitled My Friend Peter is a Dominatrix.

I'm pretty sure my husband, Thomas, would make up a dance to go with it...

[father_peter]

...I'm pretending I didn't see this.

[in_spectre_mors]

Jolly good!

[solitary_ground]

You're married to a man? There are a lot of gay people around here. Not that I think that's a bad thing or anything! There's just... lots of gays and I didn't know.