he wants to be your friend

[solipsismmortal]

CLAIRE HAS HIT 1K

DISTRACT ME FROM MY TERM PAPER

FIRST IMPRESSIONS GO

ps answering these replies tomorrow when it is not 4 am ;;

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[derepathy]

ME ME ME

and yuki is still terrified of you ftr despite his current thread. he is just high on traumadrama and lack of sleep.

[solipsismmortal]

Yuki is super adorable, okay. Claire is like. IT IS A HUMAN-SIZED PUPPY. Who is also psychic? Which is cool, but mostly the fluffy puppy part. Odds are, due to Yuki's PUPPYNESS and general helpfulness, Claire will stalk him down if he's having computer problems. Possibly this will involve climbing into Yuki's window at night and demanding he show Claire how to text.

Yuki being terrified of him doesn't bother him until Yuki starts, like. Purposefully avoiding him and running away when he shows up, because. Puppy, come back. Don't make me discipline you. I still don't know how the coffee maker works. :(

[derepathy]

Vino-san I am not a tech support hotline :(

[dotdotdotmunch]

PICK ME.

[solipsismmortal]

Stefan you are silly. And V. SERIOUS. You try too hard. But that's okay, Claire understands. He is also a hard worker. :)

Claire's immediate impression of Stefan is that he is the Straight Man to Damon and Katherine's comedy routine, only the comedy involves killing and drinking people. Which Claire can respect! And will be generally chill around Stefan until he learns more, which you should be reading as: stalks. He's still testing waters, as for now.

[haspinkglasses]

HEY HEY HEY VINO

[solipsismmortal]

Claire does not have any desire to kill or torture Banjou at the moment, but doesn't feel guilty for scaring the shit out of him as the Rail Tracer because Banjou's reaction was great. Claire generally regards him as a good, if jumpy, person and will continue to show up around him and take his glasses.

[lloydly]

we already did all that but I'm just noting that I still love you

[solipsismmortal]

Spoilers: Your Christmas gift involves turning you into Houdini.

[lloydly]

This sounds possibly fatal. Let's do it.

[vampsuckudry]

HI HI :D

[solipsismmortal]

AREN'T YOU A COCKY ONE. Damon's swagger is really the best thing about him in Claire's eyes, not the vampire part, though that's also of interest. If Claire was feeling poetic, he'd describe Damon as another version of Dionysus, like living breathing wine: smooth but quick to drive you mad. And Claire does love wine.