Drunken t-cest crack!fic is fun!

[soliloquy]

I've been DYING to make fun of turtle-cest. Since I'm wasted I present you all with this stupid ficlet. There's lewdness and swearing and a parody of bro-on-bro sex stuff

Comments

[micaturtle]

you're hilarious jenn. I love your drunk ficcage! XD

[midoribari]

Thanks. Now there's tea all over my keyboard! xD

[autumndandelion]

The last line cracks me up so bad!

[madmravyn]

EPIC WIN

[kahaeli]

The last line MAKES this.