Oh those crazy kids...

[soliandxpyne]

Some of the recent ridiculousness I've had to put up with from my second and third-grade students lately:

¤ had to explain to one boy just exactly why he couldn't go around accusing other boys in his class of being "lesbian"

¤ made a kid cry by accidentally laughing at him while telling him he most definitely could NOT do his book report on a Bakugan

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[eyesofshinigami]

Hurray for children. /sarcasm

Poor thing. *hugs*

[violet_ambition]

I know I haven't been around for... a long time, but I was hoping it was still acceptable for me to bug you guys. :)

The In N' Out employee hats are terribly amusing. :)

This makes me wonder if, overall, what grade teachers have the most ridiculous stories about their students. Little children have the benefit of being naive, but it's funnier (and slightly upsetting) when kids in higher grades completely lack intelligence.

[soliandxpyne]

Heeey, long time no see. :D Hope you've been well.

God, yes, I don't even know where these kids get the ideas for most of the weird shit they do. XD

[violet_ambition]

I've been all right, just randomly anit-social. I've also been working a lot, which probably doesn't help, hehe.

:)

[soliandxpyne]

Oh kids. :D For the more...perceptive ones, I have perfected The Look, which I like to think accurately conveys the idea that "you are not fooling me for one second, you little shit" without words, haha.

Of course, I can look back on all this fondly, now that I just finished my last week of work... :P